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Andrew Joshua Talon


Just a fellow traveler...

May
2nd
2021

Short Hand: After Equestria Girls 2 · 10:29pm May 2nd

Twilight: "Come on, come on! Hurry up!"

Shepherd: cooking up the bacon "Geez, be patient Twi! Come on!"

Twilight: "Sorry... It's just so amazing... I can smell it and the meat is so amazing...!"

Shepherd: "Here." He sets it on a plate in front of her

Twilight: "Thank you!" She bites down... Chews... Bites and eats some more... "Oh no...!"

Shepherd: "What? Is it not good?"

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Apr
29th
2021

Short Hand: Discord's Mistake 1 · 2:57am April 29th

Of course I might try something different with Discord.

Discord: "So, you think you're smarter than me? More creative than me?!"

Shepherd: "Not a high bar! I could do your job better without breaking a sweat!"

Discord: "Why don't we put that to the test, hm?"

He shoves his fingers into Shepherd's head. The human screams. One of his eyes turns yellow, half his body turns gray and dull... and he grins.

Discord!Shepherd: "Huh! Well that's new..."

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Apr
16th
2021

Short Hand: Celestia's Plan 3 · 3:31pm April 16th

Shepherd and Twilight talked at length about the situation, and Twilight promised to be supportive of any decision he made. Though she was still hoping it would be her. She was at the very least honest and restrained, so he really appreciated that about her.

She was learning so much. Honestly she had grown up, and he'd helped her. It made him feel very fond of her. Almost as fond as-

Shepherd: "Oh shit."

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Apr
14th
2021

Short Hand: Princess Perks 1 · 8:52pm April 14th


Tea Time at Twilight's Palace...

Fluttershy: "You know Twilight, you've been spending a lot of time on reforming villains."

Twilight: "Well, what can I say? You inspired me! With the work you did with Discord! Now he's... Completely... Devoted to you..."

Fluttershy: deadpan "Twilight. No."

Twilight: "I-I didn't do-I'm not doing anything!"

Fluttershy: "I know you! You're going to concoct some kind of... Crazy scheme!"

Twilight: "Am not!"

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Apr
11th
2021

Short Hand: Pony Religion 5 · 12:16am April 11th

Shepherd: "Princess Celestia, I need to ask you a question."

Celestia: "By all means, my knight. Ask away."

Shepherd: "It... Seems kind of weird that a lot of mares find me... You know... Attractive. As in sexually. I am a completely different species, after all."

Celestia: "Well, outside of the fact you are brave and a hero of Equestria."

Shepherd: "Yes, outside of that."

Celestia: "And your hands are delightful to be touched with."

Shepherd: "Okay, sure-"

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Apr
10th
2021

Short Hand: The Truth of the Hands · 11:28pm April 10th

Shepherd: "Hey Twilight. I'm off to Canterlot!"

Twilight: "Oh? What's the occasion? Didn't you just get done with one of your meetings with the Defense Council?"

Shepherd: "Oh, no. That snoozefest is over for another month. I'm off to help the Princesses with Luna's therapy."

Twilight: "Princess Luna's therapy?"

Shepherd: nods "Yeah! Apparently I'm pretty good at massages and touch therapy is really helpful for someone who spent a thousand years in isolation."

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Apr
10th
2021

Short Hand: Sleeping with Mares-Princess Celestia · 3:56am April 10th

The repairs to Canterlot after the Changeling invasion were still taking time, and Shepherd was technically part of the decision makers. So he'd spent the entire day helping with the repairs, directing guard rotations, and filling out reports to hopefully ensure something like this never happened again.

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Apr
9th
2021

Plot Bunny Theater: Morning Tea · 4:37pm April 9th

Twilight is having tea with Princess Celestia and Luna. And notices that sometimes their attentions are elsewhere.

Luna: "Fifty for me!"

Celestia: "Fifty-five."

Twilight: "What are you doing?"

Celestia: "Alien invasion. Sixty."

Twilight: "An alien invasion?!"

Luna: "We are dealing with it. Seventy!"

Twilight: "Dealing with it?!"

Celestia: "Yes! I control my sun, and Luna controls her moon. Seventy-five!"

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Apr
8th
2021

Short Hand: Celestia's Plan 2 · 11:15pm April 8th

Shepherd returns to his home, a great deal on his mind as he ponders the Princess's offer. His lusts aside, having a child is a big responsibility. Sure, he wants to be a father. He's always wanted to be a father.

But in a very real way, becoming a father here will mean that he's given up all hope of ever returning home to Earth. Because he couldn't just abandon his children or their mother. He'd choose them over ever going home to his planet.

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Apr
8th
2021

Plot Bunny Theater: Rainbow Dash, Shipping Master · 7:25pm April 8th

One Hearts and Hooves Day, Princess Twilight is feeling very down due to being single. Dash somehow gets Flash Sentry to visit from the Crystal Empire to considering becoming head of Twilight's guard, and they hit it off immediately. Rarity is impressed... And then mystified when she learns that even more couples in Ponyville have gotten together thanks to Rainbow Dash!

How can this be?! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Rarity looms over Dash's bed in the middle of the night

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