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Andrew Joshua Talon


Just a fellow traveler...

Apr
30th
2022

The Prince · 12:13am April 30th

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It was honestly kind of weird for Harry, returning home after spending most of his childhood with his adoptive mother and his loving aunt, big sisters and big brothers. Without them, he'd have had the most miserable life imaginable. But, this was where his parents had come from. He had to learn all about it.

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Apr
30th
2022

Good News! · 12:07am April 30th

I've got a job again! And it's a great job! I'm very happy to finally be moving in a direction I want in life!

Bad news: My muse is stuck on stuff that isn't Pony. Hmmm... But I might have a blog post soon with a concept to cross my latest obsession with MLP...

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Mar
23rd
2022

Lost My Job Again · 5:55pm March 23rd

Nothing good ever seems to happen near my birthday anymore. But I'm on track to find a better job this time.

However, if you want to commission me for a story, I charge $25 per thousand words, but $40 for 2000 words in a single shot. PM me!

Mar
6th
2022

Short Hand: Dream Time Therapy 1 · 3:18am March 6th

While dreaming, Shepherd once again entertains Princess Luna in her human form.

Shepherd: "And that... Is how you make a Denver omelet!"

Luna: "Hmm... Yes, interesting."

They were in a generic diner for his dream. Luna was sitting at a table, looking forlorn. Shepherd frowned as he set the food in front of her.

Shepherd: "Something wrong, Princess?"

Luna: "Hm? Oh no, it smells quite delicious. Your memories about food are very distinct."

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Mar
5th
2022

Happy Birthday to... Me! · 6:08pm March 5th

I've been working hard to make my birthday into a happy day. To truly be thankful for all I have, and to not punish myself for what I don't have.

And this year, I think I'm doing a lot better on that score. Maybe I'm not where I wanted to be, but I'm on the way to finding that out at last.

Hope yours is just as happy.

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Mar
4th
2022

Short Hand: War · 4:00am March 4th

During the clean up of the Changeling assault on Canterlot, Shepherd finds a Changeling body near some rubble. He kneels down, looking upon the Changeling. Luna trots up alongside him.

Luna: "... What are you thinking, Shepherd?"

Shepherd: "I don't know. What do you think I am thinking?"

Luna: "Despite this being our enemy, you feel sad at his passing?"

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Feb
27th
2022

Short Hand: Immortality and Romance · 4:50pm February 27th

Twilight: "Shining... You know... One day, you will... I mean, Cadence is... Is immortal. And you're-"

Shining: "I know. I'm not. I'm fully aware of it."

Twilight: "Then... Then how do you-?"

Shining: "By cherishing every moment with her. And living to make our life together have meaning, and love."

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Feb
23rd
2022

Short Hand: The Lord of the Rings 1 · 4:38am February 23rd

Shepherd looked down upon the Pelennor Fields, as the Rohirrim charged upon the armies of Mordor. He smiled, almost grimly, as the Riders of Rohan rode to sweep the orcs heroically.

He blinked, as Twilight appeared next to him.

Shepherd: "Eh?! Twilight?!"

Twilight: "Ah, I'm sorry Shepherd. I was experimenting with a dream walking spell Luna taught me... I can leave if you'd like-"

Shepherd: "No, no... It's okay. Anything to help you grow in your education, I guess."

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Feb
2nd
2022

Short Hand: Alternative Equestria Girls 3 · 2:22pm February 2nd

Celestia: "Shepherd... As your guardian, I need to make sure you have a thorough understanding of the birds and the bees."

Shepherd: "Uh... Miss Celestia, I'm not actually a teenager. I know how sex works."

Celestia: "I know, but the state mandates that I make sure you do."

Shepherd: sigh "Fine... We read a book on anatomy and I pass a test, right?"

Celestia smiles, goes to the door to her office... And locks it.

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Jan
29th
2022

Plot Bunny Theater: Come on Down to Ponyville... · 8:43pm January 29th