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Andrew Joshua Talon


A fellow traveler...

Oct
18th
2023

I Was Wrong · 5:04pm Oct 18th, 2023

https://www.dailywire.com/news/voice-actress-tara-strong-fired-from-animated-series-after-sharing-pro-israel-posts

I was stupid. She paid the price for supporting people who are literally defending themselves from vicious terrorist bastards who literally rape women and murder babies.

Sigh.

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Oct
13th
2023

I'm Done · 10:58pm Oct 13th, 2023

It's been a good run... But I'm done.

If you can side with terrorists who murder babies and rape women and want to exterminate the Jews, go fuck yourself.

I'm done.

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Aug
20th
2023

Horse Women of the 1930s · 12:57am Aug 20th, 2023

Just watch it. Gallopin' Gals from 1937.

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Jul
12th
2023

Plot Bunny Theater: Blue Apples · 11:44pm Jul 12th, 2023

Inspired by this amazing fic:

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/467693/1/noblesse-applige/hidden-depths-at-great-heights

What if Blueblood and Applejack were foalhood friends? Like so?

Some years ago...

Cadance was taking a break from foalsitting Twilight Sparkle to mind a few noble foals. Most of them were fairly well behaved around her in the royal gardens-A few were already attempting to suck up to her, just as their parents would.

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Jul
9th
2023

Plot Bunny Theater: Fixing Flash Sentry... Again · 4:39am Jul 9th, 2023

One of the most frustrating parts about Flash Sentry is that he was made WAY too bland. So bland that there wasn't a reason for Twilight to actually fall for him. Not until later movies and episodes actually GAVE him some.

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May
1st
2023

Stranger in a Strange Land: "Paternity" · 2:54am May 1st, 2023

In the Canterlot Throne Room, Discord appears from the stained glass windows. He cackles in merriment.

Discord: "Bwahahaha! Oh, how long has it been, my dear Celestia-!"

Ryan: "DAD?!"

Discord: "Say what-?!"

Ryan: "My mother said I arrived in a flash of chaos magic! I appeared by your statue! So... I mean, that does kind of make you my father."

Discord: "That is completely illogical and based on the flimsiest of evidence!"

Ryan: "Oh..."

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Mar
19th
2023

Plot Bunny Theater: "Mid-Life Crisis" · 4:17am Mar 19th, 2023

Celestia: "I miss the good old days. Remember when we fought Cthulhu, Luna?"

Luna: "Oh yes. Now that was a battle!"

Celestia: "Just you, me, him, thousands of miles of open ocean... Except for that island."

Luna: "What island?"

Celestia: "Exactly. Oh that was a real fight! He broke my legs and my neck and nearly broke my mind!"

Luna: "I still remember how I had to multi cast those psychic reinforcement spells every microsecond or he'd have gotten us!"

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Nov
3rd
2022

Short Hand: Favors Between Friends · 12:01am Nov 3rd, 2022

Fluttershy sighed. Discord stared in concern at his friend.

"Hm? Fluttershy? You all right?"

Fluttershy turned a kind smile on the draconequss.

"Oh, I'm fine... Just... A little unhappy."

"Oh? Why is that?" Discord asked, leaning in as the wallpaper turned into eyes.

Behind Fluttershy, that is. It wouldn't do to make her uncomfortable.

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Nov
1st
2022

Aftermath: Every Little Thing She Does · 12:47am Nov 1st, 2022

Starlight: "Hmmm... Maybe I could use my magic to mind control ponies... And make them happy!"

Starlight is swatted over the head with a newspaper.

Starlight: "OW! What the-Shepherd?!"

Shepherd: "First off: Mind control is a no-no. That doesn't make things better, and you should know better."

Starlight: "I... So, wait. Twilight Sparkle isn't just using magic to make ponies like her?"

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Oct
30th
2022

Short Hand: Blessings · 5:30pm Oct 30th, 2022

Shepherd is woken up by a pounding on his front door. He slowly gets up and staggers to the door. He scratched his chin, yawned, and opened the door.

Shepherd: "Yes?"

Diamond Tiara: "You! Human! Bless me!"

Shepherd: "I... Sorry?"

Diamond Tiara: "You're a human protector! You've brought great fortune to those stupid Apples! So you should bless me too!"

Shepherd: "That's... Not how it works, kid."

Diamond Tiara: "My daddy is very rich!"

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