Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

On the Sliding Scale Of Idealism Vs. Cynicism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon page.)

I like ponies.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.