German , Trying to write something worth while. Everyone start small after all. Enjoy the Story fellow Bronys (^///-///^)/)

I'm not nice.

Forget not that I am a derp.

I am your not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also, I'm the hazmat, ammo handler, primary fueler, and occasionally mechanic. Edit: Soon to be medically retired. Currently dying

A writer of various scribbles, I've recently become enamoured of Ponydom, and have done my limited best to write a few stories. I hope people enjoy them.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I like ponies.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.