I am a super-genius inventor extraordinaire. I also occasionally write fan fiction about ponies.

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Welcome to the cum zone. Ko-Fi

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

I tried so far... and got so hard... but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (SubscribeStar)

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24 M | one sharky boi | Discord Server if you wanna chat | Website to find me in places

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

https://discord.gg/HDp8sqW - I apologize if I haven't been the friend that you deserve. But I want you to know, in my way, I love you all. - Dr. Sheldon Cooper

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

What a beautiful Sunset.

That Minnesotan guy who has quickly gone from being a common brony to being an avid reader and editor, primarily for CommissarAJ and the amazing Price of Loyalty writers.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

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