A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

I don't exist

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

Commissions Are Open

The magic comedy hoers.

Rich by Underflow

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon

That Minnesotan guy who has quickly gone from being a common brony to being an avid reader and editor, primarily for CommissarAJ and the amazing Price of Loyalty writers.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

I write mostly serious adventure stories and maybe a random feelsy fic now and again. Interested in dark stuff more than anything.

Writer, blogger, group admin, book critic, occasional bitch.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

What exactly am I supposed to put here?

Let's get loud like thunder. ~~~Coffee is nice. But only if you want.~~~

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

STOP TIME.

irresistible