Welcome to the cum zone. Patreon

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

I tried so far... and got so hard... but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Patreon)

Want to help out with my mortgage? Ko-fi account! | Patreon! The Latiases of the world thank you.

23 M | one sharky boi | Discord Server if you wanna chat | Carrd to find me in places | Ask me about commissions!

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

I hope you have a good day, every single day. (Also accepting commissions.)

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Now witness the power of this filly armed and operational battlestation.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Ashes and diamonds; foe and friend. We were all equal in the end.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

https://discord.gg/HDp8sqW - I apologize if I haven't been the friend that you deserve. But I want you to know, in my way, I love you all. - Dr. Sheldon Cooper

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

What a beautiful Sunset.

That Minnesotan guy who has quickly gone from being a common brony to being an avid reader and editor, primarily for CommissarAJ and the amazing Price of Loyalty writers.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

Shaken, not stirred.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.