Okay since I've apparently been possessed by the work ethic of Stephen King, I'm putting another fic intro production today that I'm hoping to have done in a few hours. It's a bit of a twist of something I promised a billion years ago that I've never gotten around to working on, so here it is in all of it's well-past-due glory:

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Good evening, godless sodomites.

Do you see this pink thing here:

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My keyboard has decided to die on me after four or five years of getting pounded harder on a daily basis than Cadance does in my work, so the next chapters for stuff are gonna be delayed for a little bit until I get a replacement. The next chapter for The Undercity is about halfway done, and after that'll be on to the next chapter of Great Days.

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I just realised I've been back on the website as a writer for nearly 4 years to the day at this point and I still haven't written a fic about Flurry Heart getting railed by her dad.

I should really fix that one of these days.

What sizes/proportions do you guys headcanon the adult anthro CMC girls to have?

I wanna see if there's a trend among my audience.

As the blog title states, I'm gonna be closing my commissions down and not taking any new ones for the forseeable future. You may ask 'but Uncle Buster, didn't you only do one?' and the answer is 'yes, yes I did'. Unfortunately, it seems like my return to writing was a fleeting one and the spark has died out once again. Since this has been a recurring thing for years now, rather than saying I'm retired, I'm just gonna disappear until the urge to write comes back in another three years.

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Got my PC back after two weeks of it being in the shop and having every inch of it tested to figure out what the problem with it was. Everything came back green across the board with no issues and the fault couldn't be replicated.

Got the PC back today and within ten minutes it started doing the same forced restart with no error message shit it did before I put it in the shop.

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So my return is in full swing and I have gone from being unable to write more than a paragraph of horsewords to managing to work on a decently-sized personal chapter and then crank out an entire commission in 4 hours at my usual level of quality.

I've gone from being writing impaired to nearly back to where I was in my golden age where I could crank out 4 fics in a single day.

This may be only a temporary revival of my powers, but as of right now we are back, boys!

Heya, gang! Uncle Buster's back and as poor as ever! Since I like being able to eat and you like whacking off to porn, let's make a consensual financial transaction that will benefit us both greatly.

Rates are as follows:
50 GBP per 1k words. Can only be paid in GBP and you must convert your currency to that amount during payment. Payment will made with Paypal via a link provided to you upon agreement of details.

Maximum amount is 5k words.

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So, story time:

Uncle Buster's been slapped with some heavy bills whilst still being in debt, and Uncle Buster has just had to sell off his video game consoles to stay afloat, all the while still having my PC in the shop undergoing repairs I haven't even paid for yet.

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