Hasn't it? It's been over a year since I posted a story, and longer than that since I actually watched the show. There's a few reasons for it, but I imagine the prudent question is if I'm coming back or not.

Well, the prudent answer is it's not that simple.

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All 300+ of them.

Alright, down 1/3 a bottle of bourbon and bored. So what do I talk about? Uhh, lemme think.

Okay, oddly enough, whiskey fills my head with sad country music. Look up Whiskey Lullaby. That' s the main one. Technically the only one but my life is young.

What else... I remember a friend was once asking about why people like Donald Trump have to exist. Something like how he's inspiring so much bad and scary stuff, like to do with immigrants and whatnot.

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Or whatever it is you celebrate.

Pretty sure it's my turn to be the drunk uncle this year. My scotch is ready.

Hooray for flannel sheets (my Christmas list this year—they're like sleeping on a fluffy cloud made of orgasms), binge eating, and 75 degree weather (Lookin' at you, El Niño. You can oscillate all the way to Fuckoffville.)

Hope y'all have a good one!

It sure isn't just being sad... Honestly, it might not be sadness at all. Feels more like... emptiness. Loneliness. Like nothing matters, and everything is distant. Like being in pain, but there's no pain. A constant sense of just wanting something to be over, even if you don't know what that something is...

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Predictably, I've heard that some people have gotten offended by the heinous crime of... a stallion in drag, I guess?

Okay, I know there's more to it than that. After watching the episode, I've decided to weigh in on it.

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Soooo on the off chance I manage to figure out how to stabilize my internet upload speed, would anyone be interested in seeing me stream writing on Picarto or something? Just whatever I'm writing at the time, playing some music, talking in the chat, that sort of thing. Nothing fancy, but some of you might find it interesting.

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Skype log incoming:

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Heya folks! Just dropping off a link for those of you who liked Scotch at Dusk, since a guy with a ridiculously good voice decided to do a reading of it!

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I'm cutting the strawpoll off at 50 votes, and the results are interesting.

I win!

Thanks for voting, folks!