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Jun
7th
2016

the best storytelling advice · 6:16am Jun 7th, 2016

I once watched an old TV interview with Quentin Tarantino from the early 90s. Not like a late-night talk show, but a real, involved interview. In one part he talks about how he approaches writing his scripts. He described his view something like (my paraphrasing).... a story should unfold. a movie where at the beginning you already know exactly how it will end isn't really a story. and neither should the ending be a completely

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Feb
29th
2020

Maybe a little drunk, but I love you. I'm peace full · 12:03am February 29th

I dont know about you, but I thinks I'm a widdle drunk. Either way, im feeling chilled and relaxed. It's alright

I'm not wasteed, those faux are over. One glass is all it takes. Speyside is strong stuff. I'm a sleep now. I love you, baby girl. I love you, everyone

If I were to pass right now, I want you to know i love you. FireRain is out for now. I'm so at peace with being me. I I've done stupid stuff in my lifr, but it's okay. I'm content

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Jul
23rd
2015

Work is a thing · 8:43pm Jul 23rd, 2015

A thing that makes me money.

Money allows me to drink.

Drinking allows me to...to...give less shits I guess. And it allows me to write poorly.

So, in summation, work enables me to write shit for you guys. So I gotta do it, and it's being a pain and eating my free time right now. Sorry. I will have some new shit up shortly though. And I promise you, it will be alcohol-induced as ever and may or may not involve vomiting. Well, if it doesn't, I'll just drink till I throw up. Sound good?

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Dec
31st
2016

It's New Year's Eve!! · 11:48pm Dec 31st, 2016

Not even 8pm yet (it ain't even 7pm yet!:rainbowlaugh:) and I'm already buzzed!....expect a drunk 2017 post at midnight!!!!:pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh::pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:

Oct
18th
2019

Bendy a little drunk. · 6:52pm Oct 18th, 2019

Story ideas. I could use them for my hangover.

I found that hangover can bring ideas out.

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Jul
18th
2018

God Has Given me a Gift · 1:44am Jul 18th, 2018

It's being halfway decent at My Little Pony Fanfic. Even my original novels. Are basically. My Little Pony fanfic.

It's what I've got and Imma use the fuck out of it before my time in this horrible hell world is over.

Now. I'm pissed at myself for doing something stupid I'm not going to tell you about and drinking coconut rum. Because I'm too masc, I guess? Like I own whiskey so bad its a test of manhood to drink it, but no, coconut rum. Must. Be. Gayer.

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Oct
19th
2015

A record of things gone wrong · 9:36am Oct 19th, 2015

So, Drunkentale was a success.

Sort of.

Many of you guys showed up (thank you everyone!) to watch me stumble around and be stupid. I got extremely pissed, and I barely remember any of what happened. But finally, the whole uncut playthrough finished processing in youtube, and I present to you, shamefully, the fruits of my labour (because I was drinking port. HAHAHAHA.)

Ladies and Gentlemen, Drunkentale.

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Apr
13th
2020

Deer stereotypes are garbage, and those stereotypes will never be good. · 5:50am April 13th

It is a fact. Deer are always, invariably portrayed as fucking tree hugging hippy garbage who are either tribal shamanists or the stories equivalent of elves.

And they both suck, completely.

I am sick and tired of Deer being tree huggers. It is stupid and just makes the cookie cutter loosers of fantasy.

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Aug
22nd
2015

They · 11:41am Aug 22nd, 2015

You know your drunk and have stayed up too long when "they" begins to look foreign
mmmmmm
All the words are spelled funny

Jul
23rd
2015

Not Dead on the Writing Front: Celestia's Drunk Newspaper Editorial · 8:55pm Jul 23rd, 2015

From an upcoming story, hopefully:

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Dec
25th
2016

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA MOVIE HOUSES!! · 1:46am Dec 25th, 2016

Hey that year 2016, right? Real mess up of a 365 days, ya. But it's the holidays so get holly for jolly's sake. Spark the hearth, light the menorah, hit the nog, guzzle the sherry, mince the pies and live in excess for a day, like the Ghost of Christmas Present would want you to, that bearded goodfellow glutton him. And hey, expect some neato surprises from me in the coming months. No specifics, but it'll be swelly delly I swear on me mum, Millennium Hand and shrimp and all that jazz. Then

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Jul
28th
2017

BarCast podcast with Patchwork Poltergeist! · 11:01pm Jul 28th, 2017

We got someone good! Patchwork Poltergeist! Milksnipe's twitch!

Report Ravvij · 149 views · #stream #podcast #barcast #drunks
Jun
4th
2017

Procrastination · 10:28pm Jun 4th, 2017

This is what happens when I procrastinate what I'm supposed to be doing.

Mar
21st
2018

self-sabotage · 11:37pm Mar 21st, 2018

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Report Nines · 111 views · #life #bored #drunk
Oct
3rd
2017

The sun is shining, the sky is clear · 7:00pm Oct 3rd, 2017

There is snow and slush on the ground, the wind chill is fairly high, and house heat is broken.

https://imgur.com/a/lo1g4 (Looks like my finger is fat in one of them)

The first image is today. Nice and sunny.

The other two are yesterday. No sun, -20C at least, with at least -15C windchill. The cars were waving at me yesterday, and that control freak wind was makin em do it. And I had to walk a bunch in that.

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Jun
6th
2017

Fight me · 10:20pm Jun 6th, 2017

All these horse famous writers and they’re universally adored gives and FUCKING FIGHT ME WHY AREN’T I HORSE FAMOUS.

Aug
30th
2015

Whoose! I'm drunk! · 4:42am Aug 30th, 2015

Ask me fracking questions!!!!

May
14th
2016

bar crawling · 4:56am May 14th, 2016

You know, I always thought the bar crawl was something only suited to cheap 'drunken frat' movies but... it really is an effectiver way to get around those pescky drink limits! Grab three or four drinks one place then switch places every half hour. It works great! And I only had to worry about looking sober for a couple of minutes at a time instead of trying to mix drinks while shitfaced! Dat ain't easy yo. I ain't been this drunk since I stopped doing shots at Tha Farm! 18 long

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Dec
3rd
2018

I lived, bitch. · 1:26am Dec 3rd, 2018

I survived the historic 50 year flood. It was insane. The bridge collapsed, The AT&T tower got swept down the river, there were sirens going off all around us and we had no idea what was going on because we couldn't use our phones. The water was up to the end of our streets and we thought we were gonna have to evacuate.

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Aug
1st
2015

I Think I'm Horny Enough For This · 1:21am Aug 1st, 2015

AMA time, baby. Hit me up with the questions. I have five hours to burn. Mostly because there's nothing good on tv and it's another good excuse not to write anything once again.

Uh, you didn't hear that last part. Or read it. Unless you speak out loud when you read. Then just, um, do whatever I guess.

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