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Jun
7th
2016

the best storytelling advice · 6:16am Jun 7th, 2016

I once watched an old TV interview with Quentin Tarantino from the early 90s. Not like a late-night talk show, but a real, involved interview. In one part he talks about how he approaches writing his scripts. He described his view something like (my paraphrasing).... a story should unfold. a movie where at the beginning you already know exactly how it will end isn't really a story. and neither should the ending be a completely

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Report hazeyhooves · 282 views · #drunk
Feb
29th
2020

Maybe a little drunk, but I love you. I'm peace full · 12:03am Feb 29th, 2020

I dont know about you, but I thinks I'm a widdle drunk. Either way, im feeling chilled and relaxed. It's alright

I'm not wasteed, those faux are over. One glass is all it takes. Speyside is strong stuff. I'm a sleep now. I love you, baby girl. I love you, everyone

If I were to pass right now, I want you to know i love you. FireRain is out for now. I'm so at peace with being me. I I've done stupid stuff in my lifr, but it's okay. I'm content

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Report Ribe_FireRain · 77 views · #Drunk #meh
Jun
27th
2021

I think I have some sort of precognition · 10:12pm June 27th

As I'm typing this, I'm drunk.

Last night, when I was going to bed, I felt this dizziness as if I were drunk.

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Report Leondude · 52 views · #drunk #future
Jul
23rd
2015

Work is a thing · 8:43pm Jul 23rd, 2015

A thing that makes me money.

Money allows me to drink.

Drinking allows me to...to...give less shits I guess. And it allows me to write poorly.

So, in summation, work enables me to write shit for you guys. So I gotta do it, and it's being a pain and eating my free time right now. Sorry. I will have some new shit up shortly though. And I promise you, it will be alcohol-induced as ever and may or may not involve vomiting. Well, if it doesn't, I'll just drink till I throw up. Sound good?

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Report anonpencil · 206 views · #drunk #work
Dec
31st
2016

It's New Year's Eve!! · 11:48pm Dec 31st, 2016

Not even 8pm yet (it ain't even 7pm yet!:rainbowlaugh:) and I'm already buzzed!....expect a drunk 2017 post at midnight!!!!:pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh::pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:

Oct
18th
2019

Bendy a little drunk. · 6:52pm Oct 18th, 2019

Story ideas. I could use them for my hangover.

I found that hangover can bring ideas out.

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Jul
18th
2018

God Has Given me a Gift · 1:44am Jul 18th, 2018

It's being halfway decent at My Little Pony Fanfic. Even my original novels. Are basically. My Little Pony fanfic.

It's what I've got and Imma use the fuck out of it before my time in this horrible hell world is over.

Now. I'm pissed at myself for doing something stupid I'm not going to tell you about and drinking coconut rum. Because I'm too masc, I guess? Like I own whiskey so bad its a test of manhood to drink it, but no, coconut rum. Must. Be. Gayer.

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Aug
1st
2015

I Think I'm Horny Enough For This · 1:21am Aug 1st, 2015

AMA time, baby. Hit me up with the questions. I have five hours to burn. Mostly because there's nothing good on tv and it's another good excuse not to write anything once again.

Uh, you didn't hear that last part. Or read it. Unless you speak out loud when you read. Then just, um, do whatever I guess.

May
30th
2019

I commissoned a better sailor pone. · 6:22pm May 30th, 2019

By Lionel

Oct
19th
2015

A record of things gone wrong · 9:36am Oct 19th, 2015

So, Drunkentale was a success.

Sort of.

Many of you guys showed up (thank you everyone!) to watch me stumble around and be stupid. I got extremely pissed, and I barely remember any of what happened. But finally, the whole uncut playthrough finished processing in youtube, and I present to you, shamefully, the fruits of my labour (because I was drinking port. HAHAHAHA.)

Ladies and Gentlemen, Drunkentale.

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Apr
13th
2020

Deer stereotypes are garbage, and those stereotypes will never be good. · 5:50am Apr 13th, 2020

It is a fact. Deer are always, invariably portrayed as fucking tree hugging hippy garbage who are either tribal shamanists or the stories equivalent of elves.

And they both suck, completely.

I am sick and tired of Deer being tree huggers. It is stupid and just makes the cookie cutter losers of fantasy.

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Sep
9th
2020

So, like, Iw atch a creepy body horror bovie mhile drunk · 8:45pm Sep 9th, 2020

Weirdly enoguh, I maganed to stomach it.

Then again, I ate my doughnuts before it got to the gory stuff, so, like, didn't lose anything.

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Report Leondude · 45 views · #drunk #film #horror
Sep
1st
2020

TAWOTA Clip - Stuck for ideas · 9:07pm Sep 1st, 2020

Since it's taking longer than i epscected to do the first episode, I figured I might share with you I a clip of the first episode. You know, just to satiftiy that craving.

And ye, I am drunk while typing this, as u can see by the spelling errors inconsistent with how I usually type. Which is no spelling or grammatical erooes btw. :derpytongue:

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Dec
25th
2016

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA MOVIE HOUSES!! · 1:46am Dec 25th, 2016

Hey that year 2016, right? Real mess up of a 365 days, ya. But it's the holidays so get holly for jolly's sake. Spark the hearth, light the menorah, hit the nog, guzzle the sherry, mince the pies and live in excess for a day, like the Ghost of Christmas Present would want you to, that bearded goodfellow glutton him. And hey, expect some neato surprises from me in the coming months. No specifics, but it'll be swelly delly I swear on me mum, Millennium Hand and shrimp and all that jazz. Then

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Jul
28th
2017

BarCast podcast with Patchwork Poltergeist! · 11:01pm Jul 28th, 2017

We got someone good! Patchwork Poltergeist! Milksnipe's twitch!

Report Ravvij · 190 views · #stream #podcast #barcast #drunks
Jun
4th
2017

Procrastination · 10:28pm Jun 4th, 2017

This is what happens when I procrastinate what I'm supposed to be doing.

Mar
21st
2018

self-sabotage · 11:37pm Mar 21st, 2018

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Report Nines · 152 views · #life #bored #drunk
Jul
23rd
2015

Not Dead on the Writing Front: Celestia's Drunk Newspaper Editorial · 8:55pm Jul 23rd, 2015

From an upcoming story, hopefully:

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Aug
22nd
2015

They · 11:41am Aug 22nd, 2015

You know your drunk and have stayed up too long when "they" begins to look foreign
mmmmmm
All the words are spelled funny

May
14th
2016

bar crawling · 4:56am May 14th, 2016

You know, I always thought the bar crawl was something only suited to cheap 'drunken frat' movies but... it really is an effectiver way to get around those pescky drink limits! Grab three or four drinks one place then switch places every half hour. It works great! And I only had to worry about looking sober for a couple of minutes at a time instead of trying to mix drinks while shitfaced! Dat ain't easy yo. I ain't been this drunk since I stopped doing shots at Tha Farm! 18 long

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