Ouch · 7:43pm Feb 22nd, 2016
Nothing like tripping over your Stupid Dog because he got excited over a Stupid Cat who ran past us when the Stupid Neighbor Dogs scared it.
Your Stupid Dog proceeds to make you trip over his feet, fall down a flight of brick steps, face plant into the gravel driveway, injure your left shoulder and re-injure your already injured knee, which the very same Stupid Dog is at fault for hurting 2 years ago.