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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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  • Sunday
    Tassels

    “Oh Br-PICKLELESS-n, you and your tassels!”

    ”Tassels?”

    “You do realize you have a long tassel, hanging off the front right side of your body?”

    ”...Wait”

    “Like, not just that coat, all your coats.”

    What is this.

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    5 comments · 50 views
  • 4 weeks
    My love for you, is like a giant insect~

    Audacious, screaming, and parasitic~

    11 comments · 62 views
  • 5 weeks
    /(/(/(/)

    Need soap
    Squeeze toothpaste onto hand.
    Stare
    Dammit.

    7 comments · 59 views
  • 6 weeks
    Celestia and Nopony.

    Reading comments and having the same person refer to them as Nopony in one situation and Celestia in another makes me curious.

    What’s your headcanon on how these two work specifically in tandem with each other?

    18 comments · 252 views
  • 6 weeks
    Ever wish you were a little more stupid?

    You know, just enough that instead of looking at something dumb you wrote and saying "No no~! Try again!" you dumb enough to smile and go "Yeah, this is fine." And then you post a thing and you're happy you did a thing that wasn't just busywork that day. Then your Aunt calls you up to do some crazy shit because everyone avoids her, but you're too nice to not go over and help her because no

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Jan
27th
2017

Names. · 1:27am Jan 27th, 2017

So like,

A shimmering sunset is as the sunset's ending right? Sun is shimmering as it sets over the ocean at a beach is the most popular example.

Sunset fell and was banished and Twilight became Celestia's pupil.

The Sunset Shimmered and then Twilight Sparkled.

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Comments ( 7 )

So when does Moon Dancer take over, and when does a mare named Dawn Breaker jump in after that?

Yea? What about it?

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IT WAS REALLY OBVIOUS AND I DIDN'T PICK UP ON IT-

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When Morning Dew replaces Starlight Glimmer.

4398248 Any plans to ship Morning Dew with an OC stallion named Gilded Lily? Just so you can make a punny clopfic? :trixieshiftright:

Your problem there is that you're comparing Starlight Glimmer's name to Twilight Sparkle's. Instead, look at the names of the only two ponies known to have created spells that can alter a pony's destiny.

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