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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Names. · 1:27am Jan 27th, 2017

So like,

A shimmering sunset is as the sunset's ending right? Sun is shimmering as it sets over the ocean at a beach is the most popular example.

Sunset fell and was banished and Twilight became Celestia's pupil.

The Sunset Shimmered and then Twilight Sparkled.

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So when does Moon Dancer take over, and when does a mare named Dawn Breaker jump in after that?

Yea? What about it?


When Morning Dew replaces Starlight Glimmer.

4398248 Any plans to ship Morning Dew with an OC stallion named Gilded Lily? Just so you can make a punny clopfic? :trixieshiftright:

Your problem there is that you're comparing Starlight Glimmer's name to Twilight Sparkle's. Instead, look at the names of the only two ponies known to have created spells that can alter a pony's destiny.

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