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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Dec
2nd
2018

Dear diary~ · 12:52am December 2nd

Today, I smiled at a toddler running by in an airport. She stopped, stared at me in horror, and broke into tears~

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Thank you for the follow, dude! :heart:

I had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Ideatm. I can't not share.

We interrupt this program to bring you the Scootaloo: the Cowardly Chicken Show, starring Scootaloo, the cowardly chicken! Abandoned as a chick, she was found by Sweetie Bell who lived in the middle of Ponyville with her friend Apple Bloom! But creepy stuff happens in Ponyville and it's up to Scootaloo to save her new home!

Alternatively...

"We interrupt this program to bring you the Twilight: the Overly Friendly Unicorn Show, starring Twilight, the overly friendly unicorn! Abandoned as a foal, she was found by Celestia who lived in the middle of Equestria with her sister Nightmare Moon! But creepy stuff happens in Equestria and it's up to Twilight to save her new home!"

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Your story inspired me to want to make a story taking place in high nobility Canterlot, so thank you~!!

Also it was great-

That fuzzy feeling when an author you admire likes your work.:heart:

Even your really old, definitely-wasn't-a-good-writer-yet first try like Blueblood Chronicles.:derpyderp1:

Thanks for the vibes!

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