• Member Since 29th Jun, 2013
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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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🍌We could pollinate a beautiful world together🌼

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And you are best flower~

you are my favorite banana

Thank you for the follow, dude! :heart:

I had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Ideatm. I can't not share.

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