A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
I am a brick of emotions. I be sincere. I be practical. I like spreading wisdom with ignorance and making connections. And I'm here to remind you a few things, like your unfinished assignment…
He who controls the flow of information, controls the flow of battle. SOUNDBLASTER SUPERIOR. PONIES INFERIOR.
Just a guy that likes cooking,writing,talking politics,mysteries and of course ponies.
Brony who loves video games, music, good fanfics, and of course, ponies!
Long time reader and lover of all kinds of literature. Hey I'm hoping to read fun stories. I'm also always open for a message.
this the real mare of nightmares im redoing my account since fimfiction has no way of helping so ill make a new account myself
rainbow dash is the fastest flyer in Equestria and is the elements of loyalty
Random gurl who likes Anon-A-Miss fics. Especially the ones where The Dazzlings, Sunset's human counterpart, or Flash is involved. Im a Flashimmer shipper
I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane
brony since 2012 already lost 2 accounts on here thirds time the charm right
"Anything and anyone can fail," he said, "but brave good friends help." - Frank Herbert, God Emperor of Dune
Thanks for Coming In! | Retired, and Awaiting Account Deletion.
I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys
My goals: Hug Fluttershy, meet Twilight, and learn lots of long and fan— sesquipedalian words in order to expand my vocabulary.
Here to help others and leave the world better than I found it.
Mostly just writing for my own enjoyment. Don't expect any strict quality filters (god knows I need them).
Just your everyday otaku with a thing for dragons and Carnage.
"Nobody is perfect. We all had our victories and defeats… You learn from defeats, and with them, victories are obtained."