When life is a stage, every breath is a performance

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Hug your nearest alicorn.

I like women

Leavin' on a southern train…. Only yesterday, you lied…

Hello! I'll fill this out later, I promise.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

Catch me inbetween hyperfixations

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

Horrifically Fun

This is MASTERMIND360, new FIM author here. A brony who always enjoys making Equestria Girls stories that took place after season 2 ended. Stay coolio and stay tuned...

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

I have no idea what I'm doing.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.

Short for Lord Regulus. I hope you will enjoy what my brain comes up with. You can throw money at me here: Ko-fi

Verily, vanity.

Hello, I am a graphic designer who enjoys MLP. Drawing, writing, and proofreading are the main things I like to share with others.

Inactive. iamsinner on Discord.

Urban Planner, TV Tropes contributer, and writer on the side.

Hello there, I'm a Queen changeling with a broad sense of humor.

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

You've got the heart of a phoenix! Profile Art by Bevin Brand. Writing: The Ex Files.

My name's Avery & I'm in love with a bacon horse. | support me on ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/ssunsxt

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Deadhorse.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Science Fiction Author

A tired, borderline insane, worker.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

I dream of a man whose hopes never end.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

This is fiction. But it is based...