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I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

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When Cream Heart was asked to take in a foster child, she of course said "yes", but when the colt arrived, it was immediately apparent that something was off with him.

James has come to terms with the fact that he is never going home, and tries not to screw up his chances of fitting into a new one.

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Even though they live on a planet completely devoid of magic, it turns out humans are naturally gifted in it. Or at least this one is. Anonymous has lived in the castle for a while now and somehow found out he can do magic. Luna offered to take him as her student and Celestia agreed, thinking it would help her sister come out of her shell a bit. Celestia regrets that decision.

At least she can't complain that things are boring.


Story is from Celestia's POV. Tags will be added as needed.

Anthology where Anon learns a new spell every week (in universe) and does something stupid with it.

If you think of any spells you'd like Anon to learn, feel free to leave a comment or PM me.

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A human living in Canterlot castle is given to Queen Chrysalis as part of peace negotiations between Equestria and the Hive. Celestia knew she shouldn't have let Luna finish the negotiations herself.

Cover art by jalm on Derpibooru.

Featured on 4/22/20. Thanks guys!

Now with audio readings by StraightToThePointStudio up to chapter 3! Go check them out.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
(As of 5/22/21 these audio readings are outdated due to my conversion from 1st to 3rd person. They are still good to listen to though.)

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This is for any other poor sap that finds themselves stranded in the kingdom of Equestria with no way to get back to Earth. A guide on the dos and don'ts of living in Equestrian society. Follow our advise carefully, and you may just survive.

Or don't! Whatever works for you.


The chapters of this story are not in any particular order. Each new chapter is whatever subject I felt like writing about at the time, so there probably won't be consistent flow between them.

Featured on March 4th, 2020. Two features at the same time! WOOH!

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A pony is stuck in a fence, and it's my job to get her out.


Cover art by silfoe. I've always loved this particular picture.

Inspired by the cover art and this video.

Originally wanted this to be in 2nd person, but I know that can turn people off to the whole thing. I get it, I used to be like that too.

Featured on March 2nd, 2020! Thanks so much guys!

Now has a live reading by StraightToThePointStudio.

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The town of Gotia is an anomaly within Equestria's borders. While the nation it resides in is known for how peaceful it is, Gotia is known for its mercenaries. Follow Marcus Reed as he tries to establish his own branch of the Adventurers Guild with a weapon the likes of which Equestria has never seen before.


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Don't read this. It's old as dirt and written poorly.

I like the rain. It has always comforted me with its steady piter pater sound. On my 13th B-Day, I started to feel ill and collapsed while hiding. Upon waking, I was greeted by a rainbow in the aftermath of what had happened. Being to weak to move, I end up falling asleep where I lay. This time I awake to be greeted by some... minor, oddities.

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