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I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.


A pony is stuck in a fence, and it's my job to get her out.


Cover art by silfoe. I've always loved this particular picture.

Inspired by the cover art and this video.

Originally wanted this to be in 2nd person, but I know that can turn people off to the whole thing. I get it, I used to be like that too.

Featured on March 2nd, 2020! Thanks so much guys!

Now has a live reading by StraightToThePointStudio.

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Comments ( 87 )

This. Was. ADORABLE!

I was wondering why Celestia was acting like that, then I watched the video.

Now, it's even MORE cute!

Yes, please do continue this story. Celestia can be his stalker. Anon looks around and theres the tiara, little bit of hair, and her horn just visible at times before slowly sinking back beneath the waves. First Swanlestia, now Sharklestia. Apex Troll.

Oh, inspired by Wildlife Aid. That guy is so chill despite being smacked around by Swans.

I loved the image for this fic. Then I imagined them getting out of the water and having two legs like a duck, but still horse legs. I no longer like the image.

Overall I quite liked this. The fic was funny, but I can't help but think that if ponies have intelligence (which is debatable considering the show) they could recognise a rescue attempt. Also, teleporting.

Still, if we're going with stupid pony fics, can you do something like the monkey and the jar? Or maybe take the waterfowl analogy a bit further and go untitled horse game.

Those ponies are crazy!

Fuckin' ponies man.

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it.

Yeah, the video definitely adds context.

That's the only video of theirs I've seen so far, but I plan to remedy that later today. I happened to see the video, thought of the cover art and went "Yes!"

When I saw the video yesterday some of the comments were mentioning things like "I love how almost every animal sees and recognizes human altruism, and then there's stupid avians", or something along those lines. It cracked me up. I thought about showing off magic, but I felt it would take from the story and ruin some of the cuteness.

YES please. I love stories about weird ponies and bemused humans.

Or weird humans and bemused ponies, that works too...

Reminds me of this. Would be pretty funny if they actually was some birds.

I can only imagine this guy as the owner.


Comment posted by vito deleted Mar 2nd, 2020


This definitely falls in the category of - do want moar!

If a community park was a military base that gives free bread crumbs, a thousand Celestia will go there at once.

I loved it!

Oh yeah I'd love to see more of this. Damm those pesky ponies.

yes we need more of this

Later, when making a report via phone:

Anon: "So what the frick was all that about? Aren't they like, rulers or something?"

Boss: "Yeah, they are. They're also kind of mental. You should have seen what they did to [Senator you don't like]. Poor bastard won't go near ducks anymore."

Anon: "So... is this going to be a regular thing?"

Boss: "Getting stuck? Probably not. But if that one was as affectionate as you said they'll be showing up a lot more in your area."

Anon: "...F#$%."

Boss: "Yeah, that's the right word to use."

Link to it in the story description, but here's the link friend.

This is a story of it's own. I love it!

srry i dont really see the blue on the links, it kinda melds into the background,thanks foir the link

Oh God yes, please write more of these. :rainbowlaugh:

"Fuckin' ponies man."


I could see this just being an odd bit of trolling on Tia’s part. Either that or Morris lives over a major gas leak.

I was thinking about making a sort of continuation to this where Anon starts getting more actual calls with ponies in weird situations. If that's something you like to read, let me know.

Yes, definitely. This was certainly quite amusing.

Ya know, I used to think that I've seen many adorable things in this world. After reading this, I now realize that this fanfic is one of the MOST ADORABLE pieces of writing I've ever had the pleasure to read! Bravo my mang, bravo! I hope ya didn't mind, but I just had to make a reading on this!

Audio Lookey: https://youtu.be/4pImuljgE_U

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment!)

A short and fun read. It was all rather cute and had me smiling at some of the silliness. I'd certainly read more is this became a series of chapters.

What? No Flurry? 0/10

... just kidding, that was adorable :pinkiehappy:

HONKlestia best 'lestia :rainbowlaugh:

I bet they're going to be the most insane possible mix of goose, cat and bull, while still being genius. Twiggles will obviously be the cute kitten that gets into the most mind bogglingly cute situations and in need of rescue. She'll also be the more affectious one.

And yes, that's even when Flurry gets involved. She'll be the smart one that'll play along for the fun but will have a hard time not laughing the entire time when shenanigans happen.

Cute as heck, you earned yourself a favorite and a follow :twilightsmile:

It was all just a hallucination! Anon is just laying in the grass out back freaking out.

The only reason I didn't add Flurry is because I never got to that point in the show, so I know nothing about her.

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Glad to here it! I've actually got something else in the works ATM. It's not related to this story, but after that I think I'll try and come up with some form of continuation for this.

Thank you for reminding me that that exists.

Ahem... honk.

Oh crap, that's awesome! Thanks! Can't wait to listen to it.
(I can only imagine how cringy my writing will sound out loud.)

There's not much to know about her, other that she's freaking adorable

More More More More!

Here’s all you need to know about flurry; She is baby

If you think you can, please do! It was so funny and fluffy. Yeah!

And now the musical

"Quackity Quack, don't Quack back!"

That was adorable, buut now I need a story about Alicorns acting like territorial Geese when flirting, specifically between Celestia and this guy

I plan on making a continuation since this got so much support. I'm trying to figure out how I want to go about it though.

There needs to be more stories like this, ponies acting like animals.

Loved it!

And I would love to see more like this.
Especially if it contains more Swanlestia/Animalestia XD


MORE :flutterrage:

She hit me with her wing again.
"Don't you have a country to rule over or something? I thought national leaders were supposed to be mature."

She isn't any less or more mature than most other national leaders...

I was prepared. I waited until she got close before I turned and bopped her snout again, dazing the White Devil momentarily. I took the presented opportunity and snatched the tiara from atop her head as she recovered from the devastating blow I had dealt her.

And you call her evil?

Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

Somehow I had to think of this comic; especially after seeing the cover art:

Found a small typo:
A few timey you used "bop" or "bopped". I believe you meant "boop" and "booped".

Best of luck to you, following now o7

Ow, poor Anon. XD Getting wing-whapped by a goose would be bad enough, a Celestia has to HURT.

You've dealt with Canada geese, haven't you.

Thanks for the follow!

Thanks for the read, I'm glad you enjoyed it. When I wrote "bop" that was exactly what I meant. To me a boop is a show of affection, while a bop is mild punishment. I'll boop my dog on the nose for being cute. I'll bop him if he's being a jerk. It's not meant to hurt, just let them know you are displeased.

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