This story is a sequel to Anon’s a Villain and Wins
So, villainy was profitable the first time. Anon managed to wrangle up revenue from properties he owned, but due to how every pony was still a little pissed, they got some dope lawyers and kicked him out of the country. Thankfully, he’s still got his squad to back him up as he decides to come out of retirement and be a super villain in the Crystal Empire instead... that is, until some jackass tries to do it first.
This time around, there’ll be like, three chapters and an epilogue.
Warning: naughty no-no words.
Featured: January 7, 2021
Chapters (4)
hehehe
a worthy retreat from the horrors of the Outside
This is amusing
He’s gonna leave it just as he found it.
Take over. Forgive all their debt. Tax them back down into debt. Leave.
I’m hoping the changelings happen.
I really hope is the epilogue of him just plain well invading Equestria. Cant be exiled if you take over a government by force. You instead become a conquerer.
he is so going to hate the griffins, they're just as greedy as he is. And Griffintstone is utterrly f economy wise
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eh technically you can make a profit on a loss if you know how to do it correctly
I just realized, this song is perfect for the "Anon's a Villain" duology,
Ah, the Swiss bank account.
Nothing beats the Swiss bank account.
Nothing says evil like a mad genius unless the mind of a politician and the personality of Eddie Murphy who loves his money is involved.
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I'd laugh if somehow his plans actually make things better for the griffins.
Gib more chapterz pls
Anon is a neomonarchist authoritarian capitalist with Equestrian characteristics, got it.
Oh, this is gonna be a fun ride.
Between Luna and Discord being allowed to stay, Celestia is being prejudice towards the human and diamond dogs. What a terribly mean pony. Anything that happens will be entirely her fault.
Maybe.
Possibly.
Also, Twilight is a terrible friend, so much like her mentor.
Well, he DOES get more friendship from his minions than he got from ponies. The insane amounts of cash is just icing on the cake at this point.
The liquid cocaine of comedy.
He needs to keep doing this until he goes to every major country taking all their wealth as he leaves and eventually rule the world because every other country is dirt poor And need to come to him for money now
She noticed how the walks look a bit flimsy.
I think you mean walls
Still featured. Will be interested in reading more about it too.
ALLL HHAIIIIILLLL TOO THE KINNNG
Heck yes, hail to 'non.
Meh
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The great loan shark... Anon
... It's a pop up throne room! You'd give Flim & Flam a run for their money
... I'm a substitute for another guy. I look pretty tall, but my heels are high. The simple things you see are all complicated. I look pretty young, but I'm just back dated... YEH!
Substitute - The Who.
I can't wait to see how he takes over Griffin Stone~!
You've gotten featured again.
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Hey uh, buddy, what's that profile pic you got...
Can't wait for his conquest if griffin stone this shits hilairous
now this is good shit, we need more works like it on here
He should set up an LLC and call it Bane Capital
This is a really enjoyable read. Please continue!
Nice
It's not villainy because it's profitable!
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Villainy but with the ruler's ill informed consent to maximize profit margins
Butiful
Yes!!
I mean, I really can't argue with his logic too much.
He was a cartoon Villian for a petty grudge, basically reformed himself to a normal person, hen he became an actual Villian because the damn government wouldn't leave him alone.
That's fair
Zeal made a smart move. guessing somone is going to join him soon
he basically world peace maker, he humiliated the griffons so bad they got pissed and worked together for the first time in .. well now there gonna do everything to rebuild and show the world you cant make fun of the griffons, he united zerbrica into a single nation and left a competent leader on the throne, he ironically bring real world peace
All you had to do Celestia, was let sleeping dogs lie.
Pure spite is a very powerful motivator.
The world will fall under Anon's memetic fist!
And I intend to see that happen.
Once more you are in a mess of your own making, Celestia
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Also the only way the mane 6 will beat him is if they up their game and get competent. Heck even if they manage to defeat him I can see them getting arrested for it because technically speaking they are invading foreign soil and assaulting its (albeit new) ruler.
yes good.
I would love if by the end of this for it to be pointed out to Twilight that he has done a better job of doing long term good by being evil than she has by being good.
He's united Zebrica and gave the griffins a spine. He's done so much good already.
How long do you think before the zebras go to Civil War again with each other
Dear god anon is a Genius that Act like an idiot its amazing, plus love your story!!
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So... he's Technoblade on the Dream SMP