The walls surrounding me mock in shadowy jeers. I stare at the ceiling in my arm chair, feeling my face slide down more and more as I grow tired. I’m always tired. My shoulders feel disconnected, my muscles are reluctant to move, the constant crawling of invisible insects haunt my skin. A pit sits in my stomach as the mockery of production continues. The days slipped by since I have last slept soundly. I’m so tired.

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I figured it’s been a while since I did a QnA, so I figured why not. Go ahead, ask just about anything! Have fun with it!

A silent room is suddenly woken up as a familiar figure walks in. The room is mostly empty, with a desk and chair in one corner. A computer sits on top of the desk, which comes to life from the push a button. With that, the man sits in his chair, and sighs.

So... it's been a while. Almost ten months. Where have I been? That's a good question.

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The sun shines as an excited Inkling knocked on an apartment door.

Shtick: Hey! Yellow! Wake up! Wanna hang out today? Since you’re moving to Splatsville soon, I thought it’d be nice if-

The door cracks open. A barely visible eye peeks through before the door opens a bit more. A hand goes through the space, and gives a thumbs up.

Shtick: Cool! I’ll have Shelly and Al over with us today! They hadn’t gone out for a while either!

The door closes and rustling can be heard.

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I concentrate heavily on my chess pieces. I feel like I can win this time.

Sally: Nemo, this is the tenth try. Please reconsider.
Me: No. I can’t.
Sally: Why not?
Me: Because, it’s… well, not my past, but it’ll help me cope. Was my personality a good pilot, or am I a good pilot? Where does the line between robot and human blur for me? *sighs* I just… I love flying, but if I learned that I’m only good at it because of a personality given to me-

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PPA stands for Papers Ponies and Attitude. Have fun!

Twilight: Do we really have to fight?
Papers: Shut up and square up bitch.
Twilight: Guess that answers that…

Papers: Denied, now fuck off.
Twilight: Why was I rejected!?
Papers: For being annoying as hell.

Applejack: I really don’t wanna fight you Anon.
Papers: Your apples ain’t shit.
Applejack: Now I really wanna fight you.

Papers: You sure I’m a good sparring partner?
Applejack: Yeah, good for bucking!

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Kind of a play on Mortal Kombat intros that a friend of mine inspired. Decided to use Villain Anon. Enjoy!

Twilight: Oh, you’re back?
Villain A: Yep, and I’m kicking your ass all over again.
Twilight: Ugh, here we go.

Villain A: Alright nerd, ready to lose again?
Twilight: I beat you once, that’s enough to know I can beat you again.
Villain: Reminder, the score’s 9-1.

Applejack: Your lyin’ behind’s mine Anon!
Villain: Hey, I generally tell the truth.

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Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s happening. I’m sorry I haven’t been writing much, but I literally haven’t had time. I’m planning to get

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Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now another new problem for me to deal with personally. This summer fucking sucks. In any case, just wanted

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Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

BeeP

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