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Yellowtail


Oct
4th
2022

Cast interview (silly short) · 5:20am Tuesday

A stallion with a grey coat and darker grey mane sits uncomfortably in front of a camera before giving a fake smile. “Hello! This is Mic Drop for the [Redacted] news, we’re here to interview Yellowtail and his colleagues to find out what makes this Writer tick. Join me tonight as we discover his secrets!” He smiles for a few moments more before frowning. “Did you get that?… Jerry, did you get the fucking-“

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Oct
1st
2022

Questions for Yellow · 1:27am Saturday

I figured it’s been a while since I did a QnA, so I figured why not. Go ahead, ask just about anything! Have fun with it!

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Sep
28th
2022

Short: staying alive · 8:45pm September 28th

A silent room is suddenly woken up as a familiar figure walks in. The room is mostly empty, with a desk and chair in one corner. A computer sits on top of the desk, which comes to life from the push a button. With that, the man sits in his chair, and sighs.

So... it's been a while. Almost ten months. Where have I been? That's a good question.

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Jan
15th
2022

Splatoon short: Yellow’s day out · 12:30am January 15th

The sun shines as an excited Inkling knocked on an apartment door.

Shtick: Hey! Yellow! Wake up! Wanna hang out today? Since you’re moving to Splatsville soon, I thought it’d be nice if-

The door cracks open. A barely visible eye peeks through before the door opens a bit more. A hand goes through the space, and gives a thumbs up.

Shtick: Cool! I’ll have Shelly and Al over with us today! They hadn’t gone out for a while either!

The door closes and rustling can be heard.

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Jan
2nd
2022

Ace Combat 3 pt 5 · 5:28pm January 2nd

I concentrate heavily on my chess pieces. I feel like I can win this time.

Sally: Nemo, this is the tenth try. Please reconsider.
Me: No. I can’t.
Sally: Why not?
Me: Because, it’s… well, not my past, but it’ll help me cope. Was my personality a good pilot, or am I a good pilot? Where does the line between robot and human blur for me? *sighs* I just… I love flying, but if I learned that I’m only good at it because of a personality given to me-

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Dec
8th
2021

Mortal Combat Quotes: vs PPA Anon · 4:24am Dec 8th, 2021

PPA stands for Papers Ponies and Attitude. Have fun!

Twilight: Do we really have to fight?
Papers: Shut up and square up bitch.
Twilight: Guess that answers that…

Papers: Denied, now fuck off.
Twilight: Why was I rejected!?
Papers: For being annoying as hell.

Applejack: I really don’t wanna fight you Anon.
Papers: Your apples ain’t shit.
Applejack: Now I really wanna fight you.

Papers: You sure I’m a good sparring partner?
Applejack: Yeah, good for bucking!

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Dec
7th
2021

Mortal Pony Combat Quotes: VS Villain Anon · 4:11am Dec 7th, 2021

Kind of a play on Mortal Kombat intros that a friend of mine inspired. Decided to use Villain Anon. Enjoy!

Twilight: Oh, you’re back?
Villain A: Yep, and I’m kicking your ass all over again.
Twilight: Ugh, here we go.

Villain A: Alright nerd, ready to lose again?
Twilight: I beat you once, that’s enough to know I can beat you again.
Villain: Reminder, the score’s 9-1.

Applejack: Your lyin’ behind’s mine Anon!
Villain: Hey, I generally tell the truth.

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Jul
28th
2021

So, what happened? · 2:57pm Jul 28th, 2021

Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s happening. I’m sorry I haven’t been writing much, but I literally haven’t had time. I’m planning to get

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Jul
3rd
2021

I just can’t catch a break- · 1:44am Jul 3rd, 2021

Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now another new problem for me to deal with personally. This summer fucking sucks. In any case, just wanted

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Jun
22nd
2021

A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random) · 3:38am Jun 22nd, 2021

Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

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