Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now another new problem for me to deal with personally. This summer fucking sucks. In any case, just wanted

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Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

BeeP

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Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
Me: *smiles* aight.

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Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my temperature, since it’s temp never rises (ditto for my cheeks). However, the back of my neck gives off so

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So, I’ve been gone a while. Why, you might ask? Welp, a personal matter came up around May 10th, where I spent a week trying to sort it out as well as a bunch of stuff that comes up. Then, not even two days later, something else came up. Awesome. Tired as shit by that point.

Then, May 24th, I started feeling off. Next day, I’m in constant muscle pain, fuzzy head, runny nose, coughing, and I couldn’t move around too much.

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Ah, Splatoon 2. One of the best games I have ever played. A game with a community that’s almost as baller as the game itself. I’d say I’m fairly decent at the game. After all, I’ve put in- *checks game*.... holy shit- 125 hours. I mean, I’m pretty sure I’ve put more time into Ace Combat 7, but shit.

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Featuring dumbass sayings I’ve thought of. Some are serious, some are jokes, and some are a mix. I’ll leave it up to you to interpret which is which.

Life is short, but money is ridiculously shorter.

The only reason so many idiots are alive, is because it’s illegal to shoot them.

College is like a gold star, it’s not necessary, and it does teach something, but it’s ultimately worthless later in a career.

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This is just too funny- Kay-

>Be Me
>learn from WSO that we8re going into a fur ball
>MyBodyIsReady.jpg
>AB’d out of hangar and runway, all the way to AO in the middle of nowhere.
>Refueled at some point, jammed the nozzle faster than anyone expected.
>WSO tells me that I need to be careful.
>MFW we take out entire air space by ourselves with very little help.
>YouFuckingFucksAreFuckingUseless.png
>Big Boi Bird comes out of clouds
>I start bashing that robot plane.

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>be me.
>got a spot in Clown’s Mage Squadron.
>dude just needed a replacement and thought my records were great.
>MFW got a kickass F-4E.
>WSO shows up, says she can’t wait to fly with me.
>not even ten minutes later, bombers tryna clap us.
>I clap faster.
>Soon as I got to the runway, AB’d that shit like gas in a sewer.
>not paying attention to screaming WSO as I jet past Clown, Golem Squadron, and get a lock on.
>WSO still locks and fires through fear.

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Reviewer: Yellow, will you stop calling me? I have to go review people who actually come up with interesting and kid friendly stories.
Yellow: Hey! I come up with interesting kid friendly stories!
Reviewer: The only interesting and kid friendly story you have is about Pinkie having depression. And even then it’s debatable whether or not we can even show that.
Yellow: Look, I know I have SOMETHING interesting! I swear!
Reviewer: I swear to Hasbro’s Jesus that if you give me another parody-

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