Trigger uses 4Chan · 1:33am May 4th, 2021
>be me.
>got a spot in Clown’s Mage Squadron.
>dude just needed a replacement and thought my records were great.
>MFW got a kickass F-4E.
>WSO shows up, says she can’t wait to fly with me.
>not even ten minutes later, bombers tryna clap us.
>I clap faster.
>Soon as I got to the runway, AB’d that shit like gas in a sewer.
>not paying attention to screaming WSO as I jet past Clown, Golem Squadron, and get a lock on.
>WSO still locks and fires through fear.
>Fear really do be a great motivator.
>MFW escort fighters think they can slam me.
>I dunk their asses faster than EA can ruin a franchise.
>Flying back, WSO says she hopes to God that she never flies with me again.
>MFW two days later, WSO shows up and says “You have got to be shitting me.”
>AB’d out the gate and into the air. Flew normal until we get to AO.
>ThisIsWhereTheFunBegins.jpg
>Going sonic speed as I light up the ground like a reverse forth of July.
>WSO yells at me to slow down. I go faster.
> Never have asses been clapped at such high speeds.
>Blew up the airbase like a boss, WSO’s just barely calm enough to speak, and you bet your ass I’m catching stragglers.
>MFW drones get launched out of trucks.
>Amazon really do be planning ahead Huh.
>Golem 1 says he’ll buy dinner for anyone who can down a drone.
>Piss poor and broke, all the motivation I need.
>WSO’s face was pure terror.
>MAXIMUMOVERDRIVE.png
>A bit of a bitch to keep up with, but no one’s snatching a free meal from me.
NGL, this shit’s fun. WSO’s trying to put in a transfer. Life is hella good.
What's this from?
Are you in the military?
sure seems like it
>mfw I apparently killed the ex-president while clapping drones
... what the flying Buck did I just read?
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I took inspiration from 444Chan series of posts on Reddit, but the material itself is based from Ace Combat 7
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Nope. I Just learn the lingo here and there.
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>be me
>learn about greentexts
>alright.jpeg
>read some greentext funnies
>go on 4chan
>make my own greentext
>people want more
>fuckyeah.mp4
>go into an anon story
>it gets sad
>stop with the feels anon
>i start to get sad
>stop
>we want more anon!
>ffs make up your minds