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  • 1 week
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 4 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 6 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.


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  • 7 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 9 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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Trigger uses 4Chan · 1:33am May 4th

>be me.
>got a spot in Clown’s Mage Squadron.
>dude just needed a replacement and thought my records were great.
>MFW got a kickass F-4E.
>WSO shows up, says she can’t wait to fly with me.
>not even ten minutes later, bombers tryna clap us.
>I clap faster.
>Soon as I got to the runway, AB’d that shit like gas in a sewer.
>not paying attention to screaming WSO as I jet past Clown, Golem Squadron, and get a lock on.
>WSO still locks and fires through fear.
>Fear really do be a great motivator.
>MFW escort fighters think they can slam me.
>I dunk their asses faster than EA can ruin a franchise.

>Flying back, WSO says she hopes to God that she never flies with me again.
>MFW two days later, WSO shows up and says “You have got to be shitting me.”
>AB’d out the gate and into the air. Flew normal until we get to AO.
>Going sonic speed as I light up the ground like a reverse forth of July.
>WSO yells at me to slow down. I go faster.
> Never have asses been clapped at such high speeds.
>Blew up the airbase like a boss, WSO’s just barely calm enough to speak, and you bet your ass I’m catching stragglers.
>MFW drones get launched out of trucks.
>Amazon really do be planning ahead Huh.
>Golem 1 says he’ll buy dinner for anyone who can down a drone.
>Piss poor and broke, all the motivation I need.
>WSO’s face was pure terror.
>A bit of a bitch to keep up with, but no one’s snatching a free meal from me.

NGL, this shit’s fun. WSO’s trying to put in a transfer. Life is hella good.

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Comments ( 7 )

What's this from?

Are you in the military?
sure seems like it

>mfw I apparently killed the ex-president while clapping drones

... what the flying Buck did I just read?

I took inspiration from 444Chan series of posts on Reddit, but the material itself is based from Ace Combat 7

Nope. I Just learn the lingo here and there.

>be me
>learn about greentexts
>read some greentext funnies
>go on 4chan
>make my own greentext
>people want more
>go into an anon story
>it gets sad
>stop with the feels anon
>i start to get sad
>we want more anon!
>ffs make up your minds

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