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  • Tuesday
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 1 week
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 3 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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  • 3 weeks
    Yo what the fu- (personal health update)

    So, I’ve been gone a while. Why, you might ask? Welp, a personal matter came up around May 10th, where I spent a week trying to sort it out as well as a bunch of stuff that comes up. Then, not even two days later, something else came up. Awesome. Tired as shit by that point.

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  • 6 weeks
    TTISI: Splatoon 2, gettin’ ready for Splatoon 3

    Ah, Splatoon 2. One of the best games I have ever played. A game with a community that’s almost as baller as the game itself. I’d say I’m fairly decent at the game. After all, I’ve put in- *checks game*.... holy shit- 125 hours. I mean, I’m pretty sure I’ve put more time into Ace Combat 7, but shit.

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May
4th
2021

Trigger uses 4Chan again · 4:45pm May 4th

This is just too funny- Kay-

>Be Me
>learn from WSO that we8re going into a fur ball
>MyBodyIsReady.jpg
>AB’d out of hangar and runway, all the way to AO in the middle of nowhere.
>Refueled at some point, jammed the nozzle faster than anyone expected.
>WSO tells me that I need to be careful.
>MFW we take out entire air space by ourselves with very little help.
>YouFuckingFucksAreFuckingUseless.png
>Big Boi Bird comes out of clouds
>I start bashing that robot plane.
>FuckYouJeffBezzos.mov
>MFW he pulls out droideka technology.
>Brownie veers off, damaged, hope she’s fine.
>not even five minutes later, she’s saying edgy shit like “he’s a predator” “the weak get eaten-“ Bitch, you ain’t in Jaws.
>straight up, she asks for help way too late, and her free trial of living ended.
>kinda felt bad, but not bad enough
>Command decided “oh shit let’s run”
>Target practice has never been so easy. Shoutout to all the fleeing pilots, y’all were great geese for robots to chase.
>WSO said I’m lucky the spinning didn’t make her puke. I said she was lucky I’m the pilot. Gottem.

This next story’s wild

>be me.
>super secret mission to rescue President Harding.
>this dude was President during the Yuke/Belkan war ten years ago.
>Fly through the shittiest radar-covered area ever.
>wanted to ask command why they said they’re imposing radio silence when they keep talking.
>NotHowItWorks.docx
>WSO’s eyes were shut the whole time, yelling at God and asking why her pilot is an egotistical maniac.
>get to destination in like, two minutes.
>Command says support’s coming, so I’m basically on my own like usual.
>WSO’s crying as I weave through the pillars below the bridge and barely touching the ocean.
>Gotta get practice in somehow, right?
>Harling’s craft is called Mother Goose One
>sounds like my uncle’s VIP aircraft, but okay
>bombing a city for robots has never been so fun
>That’ll teach you fucks for resisting someone else’s rescue
>more robots come from fucking nowhere and Big Bird Boi is comin’ in close, gotta dip as soon as possible.
>MGO gets hit, and suddenly imposes real radio silence.
>oh shit he’s going the wrong way and the robo birds are swarming.
>First time WSO has asked me to fly faster.
>shot my gun to avoid hitting MGO, but a missile comes outta nowhere and hits MGO.
> 🦀🦀🦀 HARLING IS GONE 🦀🦀🦀
>however, people think I did it. WSO didn’t, and even tried to show them our airplane’s camera, but they called bullshit
>Can’tBelieveYou’veDoneThis.mov
>said “We’re gonna send you far away where you’ll never see an airplane again!”
>dumbasses sent me to a Fucking airfield.

But hey, they didn’t check me for a phone since I’m mute as fuck most of the time. So SCORE!!!

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