Trigger uses 4Chan again

This is just too funny- Kay-

>Be Me
>learn from WSO that we8re going into a fur ball
>MyBodyIsReady.jpg
>AB’d out of hangar and runway, all the way to AO in the middle of nowhere.
>Refueled at some point, jammed the nozzle faster than anyone expected.
>WSO tells me that I need to be careful.
>MFW we take out entire air space by ourselves with very little help.
>YouFuckingFucksAreFuckingUseless.png
>Big Boi Bird comes out of clouds
>I start bashing that robot plane.
>FuckYouJeffBezzos.mov
>MFW he pulls out droideka technology.
>Brownie veers off, damaged, hope she’s fine.
>not even five minutes later, she’s saying edgy shit like “he’s a predator” “the weak get eaten-“ Bitch, you ain’t in Jaws.
>straight up, she asks for help way too late, and her free trial of living ended.
>kinda felt bad, but not bad enough
>Command decided “oh shit let’s run”
>Target practice has never been so easy. Shoutout to all the fleeing pilots, y’all were great geese for robots to chase.
>WSO said I’m lucky the spinning didn’t make her puke. I said she was lucky I’m the pilot. Gottem.

This next story’s wild

>be me.
>super secret mission to rescue President Harding.
>this dude was President during the Yuke/Belkan war ten years ago.
>Fly through the shittiest radar-covered area ever.
>wanted to ask command why they said they’re imposing radio silence when they keep talking.
>NotHowItWorks.docx
>WSO’s eyes were shut the whole time, yelling at God and asking why her pilot is an egotistical maniac.
>get to destination in like, two minutes.
>Command says support’s coming, so I’m basically on my own like usual.
>WSO’s crying as I weave through the pillars below the bridge and barely touching the ocean.
>Gotta get practice in somehow, right?
>Harling’s craft is called Mother Goose One
>sounds like my uncle’s VIP aircraft, but okay
>bombing a city for robots has never been so fun
>That’ll teach you fucks for resisting someone else’s rescue
>more robots come from fucking nowhere and Big Bird Boi is comin’ in close, gotta dip as soon as possible.
>MGO gets hit, and suddenly imposes real radio silence.
>oh shit he’s going the wrong way and the robo birds are swarming.
>First time WSO has asked me to fly faster.
>shot my gun to avoid hitting MGO, but a missile comes outta nowhere and hits MGO.
> 🦀🦀🦀 HARLING IS GONE 🦀🦀🦀
>however, people think I did it. WSO didn’t, and even tried to show them our airplane’s camera, but they called bullshit
>Can’tBelieveYou’veDoneThis.mov
>said “We’re gonna send you far away where you’ll never see an airplane again!”
>dumbasses sent me to a Fucking airfield.

But hey, they didn’t check me for a phone since I’m mute as fuck most of the time. So SCORE!!!