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Oct
25th
2020

TTISI: I ACCIDENTALLY SPEEDRAN KIRBY SUS OH GOD HELP- · 4:25am Oct 25th, 2020

*Spring Breeze pla-* GOD FUCKING DAMMIT PENGUIN ASS MOTH-

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Dedede: So, y’all got the food?
Bandana Dee: Of course sir!
Dedede: Good! Make sure we’ve got proper-
Me: *bursts through the wall*- ERFUCKER!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN!?!?
Dedede: How did you get here?!
Me: *S L A M S him with a hammer* DON’T FUCKIN’ DO THIS SHIT.*tosses castle to proper place.* FUCKIN’ BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER.

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Dyna Blade: *shadow passes me*

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May
24th
2020

TTISI: Pokémon Pearl Nuzlocke (Pt1) · 5:24pm May 24th, 2020

Alright, let’s get a new save, and we’re on our way!

The rules of a Nuzlocke is that I can only catch one Pokémon per route. Any Pokémon of mine that faints will be assumed dead. That’s right, they fucken die.

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Ah, the game opens up with us watching television, like a normal ten year old. However, I’m not a normal ten year old boy. I’m a ten year old boy with a thirst for blood, so let’s go talk to mom and get on our way!

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Jun
27th
2020

TTISI: Pokémon: The Power of Us · 4:44pm Jun 27th, 2020

Okay, I’m not someone who uses makeup often, but I’m fairly certain that’s too much blush and lipstick. The hair’s fine, oddly enough.

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Oh c’mon, what’s not to like about Pokémon?

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Ah yes, introvert problems.

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Ash! My guy! Where’s your squad?

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I bet that pokeball’s empty.

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Oct
27th
2020

TTISI: Oh fuck I’m speedrunning Ace Combat 7 oh shi- · 6:50pm Oct 27th, 2020

McKinsley: How the hell did you end up in prison?
Me: I’ve already destroyed the bombers before they were mentioned, I bombed the fuckers that decided to exist or something, I fucked up a big ass airplane while singing the glorious Russian Soviet Anthem because fuck the fact that the arsenal bird was just an Amazon drone hub in disguise and I may or may not have accidentally shot down the osean president.
McKinsley:... Sounds like Solitary to me.
Me: God dammit.

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Nov
14th
2020

TTISI: Halo 5: Multiplayer (hmmm) · 4:36pm Nov 14th, 2020

Okay, so, I decided to give Halo 5 one last shot. It’s campaign is shit, hands down, but it’s multiplayer is... redeemable. *sees lootboxes* Oh for fuck’s sake, I just said Y’all were redeemable! Don’t remind me of your bullshit!

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So, let’s try Slayer, a 4v4 team death match mode.

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Mar
26th
2020

TTISI: Animal Crossing New Horizons, but not. Spoiler warning. · 10:48pm Mar 26th, 2020

Dude, ever since the trailer for it, I couldn’t wait! Just looks at this peaceful scenery! *gestures to the humans in cages, the possessed zombies walking around, and the pentagram on the door* Isn’t this nice?

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Ya know, funny thing, I could’ve sworn my secretary wasn’t Vega. Also, why is my house in space? Aw yeah! The mortally challenged! I forgot they have they’re own privacy now.

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* obtains Super Shotgun* Oh nice! They upgraded the shovel!

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Apr
21st
2020

TTISI: Final Fantasy IX (Part 3sy squeezy) · 5:17pm Apr 21st, 2020

An ice wizard? It’s rather cool to meet you!... Alright, I’ll kill you now.

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Yellow (Vivi): Hey, what happened? Why was everyone knocked out?
Will (Zidane): Uuuuuh *flashback to the ice wizard I killed, which looked like Yellow except taller and darker, which would give Yellow an existential crisis*..., don’t worry about it.

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Garnet: I shall go into town-
Will: First, you need a new name. We can’t just announce that the princess is in town.
Garnet: Okay.

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May
21st
2020

TTISI: Chess With Tom 3 · 2:33pm May 21st, 2020

I actually wanted to play Skyrim, and I tried to find it in the Xbox 1 store. However, it apparently ONLY comes in as a Special Edition. That’s right, you can’t just play standard edition because digital copies of it don’t exist anymore. Since that happened I thought ‘Hm, well maybe the 360 version of the game will work-‘ NOPE. It doesn’t work. Oh well. I’m not really upset about it, I just wanted to get it off my chest and kinda realize how strange that is more than anything else. I guess it

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Apr
9th
2020

TTISI: The Escapist 2 · 4:34am Apr 9th, 2020

Center Parks 2.0, breakfast time.
Me: *crying at a table with a dude named Ashley*
Ashley: Uh, are you alright?
Me: No! I’m not alright! I committed a fuckton of crimes that I regret. One of which, is that sometimes, I listen to ASMR without headphones, but that’s because I can’t buy headphones in the middle of the night.
Ashley:... *picks up tray and walks away*
Me: Oh God why am I so despicable!?

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Apr
23rd
2020

TTISI: Kirby: Suoer Star (HECK YEEEEEEEEE-) · 5:49am Apr 23rd, 2020

Okay, I’ve played this game so many times, I could actually speed run it. That’s how much I love this game.

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Spring Breeze? More like- KING DEDEDE, SUCK ON DEEZ!!!

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I’mma eat you like a chicken nugget, then cook your friends like they’re about to be Deep Fried Oreos.

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May
9th
2020

TTISI: KIRBY SUPER STAR PT 2 OR SOMETHING · 4:06am May 9th, 2020

Right! Time to go smack a bitch!

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Ohhhhh Metaknight, you big fucking nerd, I want your ship in the Atlantic, and your lunch money!

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Oh fuck, no, not the engines- NOT THE ENGINE-

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Wow, just gonna yeet me at a mountain like that?

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Oh fuck, ten seconds, HURRY UP HURRY UP-

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For some reason, when I was younger, I always had a problem with the underwater section.

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KAREN BIRD, TIME FOR YOUR CHILD SUPPORT

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ROUND TWO METAKNIGHT!!!

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Aug
11th
2020

TTISI: Payday 2 · 2:45pm Aug 11th, 2020

Okay, so, I got this game a long time ago, when it was on the 360. However, I completely hated it at first because I thought the controls were wack. DOUBLE HOWEVER, I saw The Russian Badger’s video on it recently, and I was like: Damn, I don’t remember it being that fun. So, I got it again, and started playing, and holy shit is it fun.

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Mar
29th
2020

TTISI: Beating Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion (warning: spoilers) · 11:43pm Mar 29th, 2020

Alright, so, when I left off, I only had like, ten MemCakes left. *checks*... Scratch that, twelve.

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God daaaaaaaaammmiiiiiiiiiiit. I didn’t ask for this shit.

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Ah dammit, I’m in debt by 3000 points. Time to grind, I guess...

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Oh for fucks sake, stand still you bitch!

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For every curling bomb I miss, I will break a bone in your- oh wait, they’re octolings, they don’t have bones... SHIT.

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Jun
3rd
2020

TTISI: getting blasted by a ton of ads. · 4:11am Jun 3rd, 2020

Okay, look. I’m a kind of guy that likes ASMR. To advertisers that put ads in ASMR’s, please shut the fuck up. I’m trying to relax, the last thing I need to hear is-

HEY, YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THE MOVILE GAMING REVOLUTION!?!? THEN LET’S PLAY MOTHERFUCKIN’ RAIIIIIIID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!

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*is listening to ASMR*
Ad: Does your plumbing suck?
Me: Shut the fuck up *skips ad and immediately gets jumpscared by a second ad*

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Dec
10th
2020

TTISI: CYBERPUNK 2077 (YEEEEH BOIIIIII-) · 2:04pm Dec 10th, 2020

Skidaddle skading, this is a spoiler’s warning!

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Okay, so quick story. When I checked to see if I could play it yesterday, the date that I could play it on had changed from seven o’clock to midnight. I know that’s only a five hour difference but oh my god did that change everything.

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Jan
3rd
2021

TTISI: Noita (aka: WHY IS THERE ACID EVERYWHERE- OH GOD I’M ON FIRE-) · 3:54am January 3rd

So, I saw this guy, called Albino, talk about a rogue like game called Noita, where it’s frustrating, complex, secretive, and it’s the embodiment of arsonists... so obviously I wanted to play it.

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Apr
10th
2020

TTISI: Coffee Talk Demo (Bruh this pretty good ngl) · 5:09am Apr 10th, 2020

Okay, so I was just browsing the Microsoft store when I saw this demo. It’s a game about making coffee, and listening to people talk. Bro, that is literally my two favorite things, so you know I gotta cash in on that stuff! I mean, I’m a coffee addict, So I’ll like the idea of making coffee. I’m also a writer, so lore and characters and over-arching stories are my bread and butter. Who knows, maybe I’ll even record it and post it to YouTube! (Do not take this phrase seriously, I highly doubt

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Jun
17th
2020

TTISI: Ace Combat 7 (Multiplayer) · 10:42pm Jun 17th, 2020

In the spirit of trying to finish up a couple of chapters for Sky Aces, I tried to gain some inspiration from Ace Combat 7’s multiplayer. Enjoy!

I myself am a decent player. Granted, I’m obviously not the best, but I can handle someone flying a Wyvern.

*flies an SU-47 Berkut with special skin and the emblem of 03.*

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YOUR TOES, HAND ‘EM OVER-

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Jul
10th
2020

TTISI: Xcom 2 · 2:35pm Jul 10th, 2020

New save... again...Y’know, I have never finished an Xcom play through.

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Central: Commander, there’s a limited window of opportunity in which you are-
Me: Please shut the fuck up, I see the counter.

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I’m gonna be honest, I’m not that good of a tactician- *looks at the gas station that’s on fire, the two sections glaring at my guys, the snek warrior manhandling my communist soldier*... but I think this is a pretty good start.

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Okay, now to pick up the supplies-

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Jun
6th
2020

TTISI: Shantae 1/2 Genie Hero · 7:07pm Jun 6th, 2020

Okay, so, I’m gonna be honest here, I’m mostly playing this for the........ *coughs in nervousness*..... sequel that came out recently, y’know, Seven Sirens?.... Yeeeeaaaaah.... Anyway-

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Ah yes, Pajamas, the best way to start off a game. Especially one like this.

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Hello creepy voices in the night.

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Sky: So, this big birb can only fly for the span of... 5 seconds.
Me: Wait, Wha-
Sky: *shoves me off the bird*

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