TTISI: Splatoon 2, gettin’ ready for Splatoon 3 · 1:20pm May 10th, 2021
Ah, Splatoon 2. One of the best games I have ever played. A game with a community that’s almost as baller as the game itself. I’d say I’m fairly decent at the game. After all, I’ve put in- *checks game*.... holy shit- 125 hours. I mean, I’m pretty sure I’ve put more time into Ace Combat 7, but shit.
In any case, why wouldn’t Splatoon 2 be a great game? The base game is awesome with several modes to play and several weapons to choose from. The cosmetics serve a functional purpose in a way that doesn’t make one set of clothes better than another. And best of all, the DLC, Octo Expansion, is perfectly balanced (aside from Inner Agent 3, but still).
So, with that said, let’s super jump in!
BeeP
You see these dualies? They’re called Dappler Dualies. However, I have dubbed them- *slaps a sticker with their true name on it* the DABLERS.
BeeP
*playing with Linkvsgaming*
Link: Hey Yellow, I got into an argument with someone on how I play Splatoon.
Me: Okay?
Link: I play with motion controls, because it’s easier to aim, right?
Me:... I mean-
Link: Wait, you’ve been kicking people’s asses throughout all the times I’ve known you. *looks at me in disbelief* and You’ve been with Stick controls!?
Me: Well, yeah.
Link: So how did you play Octo Expansion!? That’s impossible for me and I play with MC!
Me: Sticks. I mean, I’m worse at motion controls.
Link: HOW!?!?
Me: My hands lock up if I get too excited- so motion controls are a hinderance if anything!
BeeP
*looks at one person’s gear, who’s upgrade is nothing but quick respawn for every single slot. Every. Single. Slot.*
Me: Well that’s bullshit.
BeeP
*walking to Sheldon’s, but stops* Wait- *looks back* No fucking way- *runs up to an absolute legend in the Splatoon Community* IT’S TENNIS BALL GUY!!! *looks at name* oh, nevermind, he just looks like a tennis ball.
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Link: Hey, so, I have a question.
Me: Aight.
Link: You beat Octo Expansion completely, right?
Me: Yep. I got proof.
Link: Oh? Send it.
Me: *does so*
Link:.... Yellow, what the hell is that?
Me: My reward for beating Splatoon.
Link:... It says it’s a Golden Toothpick.
Me: Yep.
Link: There’s no upgrade on it.
Me: Yup.
Link: Yellow, this is worthless.
Me, nodding and remembering all the Autobombs on 3 Day: Yep.
BeeP
