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Yellowtail


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  • 71 weeks
    Isolated Room (short vent story. Trigger warning: depressing)

    The walls surrounding me mock in shadowy jeers. I stare at the ceiling in my arm chair, feeling my face slide down more and more as I grow tired. I’m always tired. My shoulders feel disconnected, my muscles are reluctant to move, the constant crawling of invisible insects haunt my skin. A pit sits in my stomach as the mockery of production continues. The days slipped by since I have last slept

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  • 76 weeks
    Questions for Yellow

    I figured it’s been a while since I did a QnA, so I figured why not. Go ahead, ask just about anything! Have fun with it!

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  • 76 weeks
    Short: staying alive

    A silent room is suddenly woken up as a familiar figure walks in. The room is mostly empty, with a desk and chair in one corner. A computer sits on top of the desk, which comes to life from the push a button. With that, the man sits in his chair, and sighs.

    So... it's been a while. Almost ten months. Where have I been? That's a good question.

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  • 113 weeks
    Splatoon short: Yellow’s day out

    The sun shines as an excited Inkling knocked on an apartment door.

    Shtick: Hey! Yellow! Wake up! Wanna hang out today? Since you’re moving to Splatsville soon, I thought it’d be nice if-

    The door cracks open. A barely visible eye peeks through before the door opens a bit more. A hand goes through the space, and gives a thumbs up.

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  • 115 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 pt 5

    I concentrate heavily on my chess pieces. I feel like I can win this time.

    Sally: Nemo, this is the tenth try. Please reconsider.
    Me: No. I can’t.
    Sally: Why not?

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Jun
22nd
2021

A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random) · 3:38am Jun 22nd, 2021

Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

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So... art styles. Can someone explain to me why a cartoonish or pixelated style is inherently bad for some people? I’ve seen people hold cartoony or retro styles the same way most people regard their opinions of pineapple on pizza. They hate them the moment they see them. For instance, I was talking about Celeste with someone the other day and they looked it up before saying “I can’t seem to find the latest version, but there’s a lot of people who seem to like the 90’s version.” I said “No, that’s the game, it’s supposed to be retro.” And this motherfucker said “What? That’s stupid. It’s all pixelated, cheapskates.” I have never hung up so fast before in my life. Same goes for cartoony styles. Granted, I’m not saying all cartoon styles are good, but I certainly can’t say they’re all bad. I mean, come on, what about Disney’s old movies? What about Kipo? What about fuckin’ One Piece for crying out loud! Some banger art styles all around! And yet, I’ve heard plenty of people say that they can’t take it seriously and it’s like “Well, if you took your head outta your ass more often, I’d take you seriously too.” But oh well...

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Okay, Pokemon. It’s no secret I love Pokémon. But when I heard of Pokémon Unite, I had to stop and breathe for a bit out of horror. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve looked at the game more and thought “okay it’s actually pretty neato.” I got worried because when I heard “It’s essentially like a Pokémon version of League of Legends”, I got flashbacks to so many rage quits from people I’ve watched play the game. To be fair, I think Pokémon LoL is a cool idea, and probably works masterfully well! In fact, I’ve fallen more in love with the game when I saw it’s trailers.

I heard a lot of people had complained and said that “No one cares! We want the main game! Nah nah nah-“ Shut the fuck up. Most of my favorite Pokémon games are spin-offs (Pokémon Mystery Dungeon games). Although I do want some more info on Pokémon’s main games like the remasters and Legends Arceus, I am still willing to welcome new ideas and games to come out. Also, Unite comes out pretty soon, so it doesn’t matter if no one wants it now, it’s too close to the deadline to turn back. In other words, shut the fuck up Twitter.

Last thing about Pokémon, it’s the remaster. Most people hate the chibis and I just... I don’t care. Really, the only thing it makes me think of is Legend of Zelda’s latest remaster. No, not Skyward Sword, the last one. The one with the giant egg? Yeah, that one. I mean, sure, I felt like they could’ve done a bit better with the over world models and the in battle models, but I also realize that it will still essentially be Pokémon Diamond and Pearl, but with an... interesting coat of paint.

Extra bit: Seriously, I can’t stop thinking this was made by the same people who worked on Legend of Zelda:
Dreamwaker (Nope)
Dreammaker (Nope)
Wind Waker (Not even the same fucking game)
Fuck it- egg maker? (Fuck no.)
Awakening (close)
Link’s Awakening (There you go)

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