Hello! My name is Zack Condle, and I’m here to message you the new invitation me and my team is whipping up!

It’s called Project R.E.C.! Don’t puts us in your spam, because you’re liable to be awarded a [input noun/currency]

Our studio/laboratory is excited to present our project on April 25/28th (addendum, fire the fuckers who’re slow, we can’t afford their tardiness. If we’re lucky, we can finish this shit by Monday).

Ryan and Leonard are excited to perform, and entertain!

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So I’ve been working on a new sprite of my avatar for a certain style of video. Y’all know how I do TTISI’s? Well... this is where most of my video-making effort is going into. However, I figured “Why not have the people offer a suggestion to which video game to do?”

Most games are fair game to suggest. Except the newest games, like fresh off the mint new. I’m not really picky, and I’ll let y’all know when it’s out. Of course, first I’ll make a trailer for it, but my point still stands.

Straight up- *slaps whiteboard* what if I did audio role plays?

Viewer:... That is the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard-

WAIT WAIT WAIT- hold on! Come on, I’m a... decent writer. And I do like drawing. And y’all have heard my voice by now.

Viewer: Yeah, it’s a voice. Not particularly dazzling.

Okay- but! What if I told you all I need is a little spin on it!?

Viewer: *sighs* well, you’ve duct taped me to this chair, so I don’t really have a choice, do I?

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Yes, it is another attention drawer to my YouTube Channel.

I make low-quality videos with very little effort. I’ve already made three by this point, and I’m planning on uploading a short at least most of the time. They’ll all probably be about 30 seconds to a minute, so it’s just a neat little thing to see for a bit if you want to.

Come on- subscribe to Yellowtail33 for... low quality effort and moderately less than decent voice work with my annoying voice.

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So, I’ve got a YouTube channel (Yellowtail33) and at first I wanted to do TTISI. However, I normally lose interest and patience due to poor editing equipment. However, since I do little doodles and comics on paper, I figured why not give them a voice. For those who are wondering if this is essentially the poor man’s Berd, yes. Yes it is. Without question.

But hey, if y’all got ideas for a short, why not. Can be anything.

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Oh no- I get political oh no oh geez-

Hi y’all! I know I’m normally someone that posts an April Fools chapter for everyone...

Well uh, I kinda forgot this time around. I was on a mini vacation, thankful that things had quieted down for once. I completely forgot what month it was nowadays so... uh... happy April fools!

Writer, humming: Alright uh, I dunno where to start with you. I mean- do you- do you know who you’re talkin’ to?

BeeP

The writer laughs maniacally as his hands type on the keyboard

Writer: I’M WRITING A THOUSAND WORDS AND THEY’RE ALL MEANINGLESS!!!

BeeP

Writer: I mean, do you have any idea- ANY idea, who you’re talking to?

BeeP

Writer, to the Editor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MISPELLED THE MAJORITY OF- *realizes I have misspelled misspell* FU-

BeeP

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Hi, it’s me, Yellow. I feel horrible. I’m in my usual slump. This time around, it’s actually a bit worse, but still not as bad as actual depression. This time around, a lot of dark thoughts go through my head, and I’m ignoring the majority of them. However, I decided that it would be a great time to take a moment and communicate with all of you who have a similar problem.

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American: Mission 1: Saint Lô
*arrives at bootcamp*

Huxley: Hey! Yellow! Come over here!
Me: a yeah, what’s up?
Huxley: I bet you can’t shoot four helmets in a row.
Me: *takes a M1 Garand, and does so, quickly* Don’t test me.

BeeP

Sarge: I’m McCullin, two rules! Rule one: You’re no good to me dead. Rule two!... Aw, what does it matter. You’re all probably gonna end up dead anyway. *leaves as our truck starts moving*

Huxley: Well that was sure inspiring.

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