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  • Wednesday
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 3 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 5 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 6 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 8 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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May
3rd
2021

Doing ideas that already exist 2 · 3:35pm May 3rd

Reviewer: Yellow, will you stop calling me? I have to go review people who actually come up with interesting and kid friendly stories.
Yellow: Hey! I come up with interesting kid friendly stories!
Reviewer: The only interesting and kid friendly story you have is about Pinkie having depression. And even then it’s debatable whether or not we can even show that.
Yellow: Look, I know I have SOMETHING interesting! I swear!
Reviewer: I swear to Hasbro’s Jesus that if you give me another parody-

Yellow: Okay, so think of this. Twilight goes to a different dimension.
Reviewer: a bit cliche, but fine.
Yellow: She sees that rabbits are the overlords of the world, and they have ponies as slaves.
Reviewer: I guess we’re dropping the kid friendly bit, huh?
Yellow: Hasbro showed slavery too, so it’s fine. Anyway, the ponies can’t speak because the Discord of this dimension had decided to be a big dick and magic away their speech.
Reviewer: *slowly deadpans*
Yellow: However, they-
Reviewer: What did you call this one?
Yellow: Uh... I uh, didn’t think of a name.
Reviewer: Forget it, I already know it’s a parody.

Yellow: Wait, please-
Reviewer: no, I’m sick and tired of- *stops*... is that a gun?
Yellow: I just have two other ideas, just hear me out. *cocking sound* please.
Reviewer: *slowly sits down*
Yellow: Okay, so, my second story idea was centered around Minecraft.
Reviewer: *sighs* Minecraft. Okay.
Yellow: What if Twilight is sent to the Minecraft world, but plays by her own rules. Like, her spells are just as effective there as they are in her own world.
Reviewer: Okay.
Yellow: So, a race of Crafters are scared because she’s unnatural and shit.
Reviewer: *slowly face palms as blood boils* Don’t.
Yellow: And Notch decides to send griefers and hunters after her.
Reviewer: Stop.
Yellow: However, Twilight makes friends with Steve, a clumsy and bad Minecraft player.
Reviewer, slamming hands onto table: IT’S JUST A CRAFTER’S DREAM!!! ALL YOU DID WAS REVERSE IT!!!
Yellow: I’M STILL TRYING OKAY!?!?

Reviewer: YOU KNOW, JUST- *breathes deeply* just tell me what the hell the last idea is.
Yellow: Fine- Jesus Christ. So the last story is about Applejack. Alright, Pinkie asks her to come over to SugarCube Corner for help, specifically down in the basement-
Reviewer: If you tell me the plot line to Cupcakes, I’m going to grab that gun, shoot you, and then shoot myself.
Yellow:....... Um............ I’ve got nothing.
Reviewer: that’s what I thought. *gets up* Well Yellow, you have wasted our time yet again. *glares at me* This is why Seattle’s Angels doesn’t review your shit. *leaves, slamming the door*
Yellow: *scoffs* and this is why I never asked.

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