Doing ideas that already exist 2

Reviewer: Yellow, will you stop calling me? I have to go review people who actually come up with interesting and kid friendly stories.
Yellow: Hey! I come up with interesting kid friendly stories!
Reviewer: The only interesting and kid friendly story you have is about Pinkie having depression. And even then it’s debatable whether or not we can even show that.
Yellow: Look, I know I have SOMETHING interesting! I swear!
Reviewer: I swear to Hasbro’s Jesus that if you give me another parody-

Yellow: Okay, so think of this. Twilight goes to a different dimension.
Reviewer: a bit cliche, but fine.
Yellow: She sees that rabbits are the overlords of the world, and they have ponies as slaves.
Reviewer: I guess we’re dropping the kid friendly bit, huh?
Yellow: Hasbro showed slavery too, so it’s fine. Anyway, the ponies can’t speak because the Discord of this dimension had decided to be a big dick and magic away their speech.
Reviewer: *slowly deadpans*
Yellow: However, they-
Reviewer: What did you call this one?
Yellow: Uh... I uh, didn’t think of a name.
Reviewer: Forget it, I already know it’s a parody.

Yellow: Wait, please-
Reviewer: no, I’m sick and tired of- *stops*... is that a gun?
Yellow: I just have two other ideas, just hear me out. *cocking sound* please.
Reviewer: *slowly sits down*
Yellow: Okay, so, my second story idea was centered around Minecraft.
Reviewer: *sighs* Minecraft. Okay.
Yellow: What if Twilight is sent to the Minecraft world, but plays by her own rules. Like, her spells are just as effective there as they are in her own world.
Reviewer: Okay.
Yellow: So, a race of Crafters are scared because she’s unnatural and shit.
Reviewer: *slowly face palms as blood boils* Don’t.
Yellow: And Notch decides to send griefers and hunters after her.
Reviewer: Stop.
Yellow: However, Twilight makes friends with Steve, a clumsy and bad Minecraft player.
Reviewer, slamming hands onto table: IT’S JUST A CRAFTER’S DREAM!!! ALL YOU DID WAS REVERSE IT!!!
Yellow: I’M STILL TRYING OKAY!?!?

Reviewer: YOU KNOW, JUST- *breathes deeply* just tell me what the hell the last idea is.
Yellow: Fine- Jesus Christ. So the last story is about Applejack. Alright, Pinkie asks her to come over to SugarCube Corner for help, specifically down in the basement-
Reviewer: If you tell me the plot line to Cupcakes, I’m going to grab that gun, shoot you, and then shoot myself.
Yellow:....... Um............ I’ve got nothing.
Reviewer: that’s what I thought. *gets up* Well Yellow, you have wasted our time yet again. *glares at me* This is why Seattle’s Angels doesn’t review your shit. *leaves, slamming the door*
Yellow: *scoffs* and this is why I never asked.