Wise sayings · 12:23am May 5th, 2021
Featuring dumbass sayings I’ve thought of. Some are serious, some are jokes, and some are a mix. I’ll leave it up to you to interpret which is which.
Life is short, but money is ridiculously shorter.
The only reason so many idiots are alive, is because it’s illegal to shoot them.
College is like a gold star, it’s not necessary, and it does teach something, but it’s ultimately worthless later in a career.
People can tell me it’s sad to not have a girlfriend, but I think it’s sadder that people can live with a family for years and still never learn much about them.
Evil is only evil because it’s against what you strive for. People thought advanced science was evil, so what does it truly mean now when we acknowledge we don’t know everything?
The entertainment industry is the most finicky and unstable business, and people used to think it’s not a real job.
Give a lazy man a job, and he will find the easiest way to do it.
Never go to Chick-Fil-A on Friday at noon. This is just a general tip. I love their sandwiches, but I don’t want to wait half an hour just to get to the restaurant itself when the line finally moves.
And lastly, the most important bit of wisdom of all-
It’s fucking ridiculous how much self-confidence factors into any career or decision you make, so buck up and believe in yourself.
Never argue with an ignorant person. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Ok but some of these, Specifically the second one, are just true.
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The truth will set you free.
The third one makes more sense than any of us want to believe