Mortal Combat Quotes: vs PPA Anon · 4:24am Dec 8th, 2021
PPA stands for Papers Ponies and Attitude. Have fun!
Twilight: Do we really have to fight?
Papers: Shut up and square up bitch.
Twilight: Guess that answers that…
Papers: Denied, now fuck off.
Twilight: Why was I rejected!?
Papers: For being annoying as hell.
Applejack: I really don’t wanna fight you Anon.
Papers: Your apples ain’t shit.
Applejack: Now I really wanna fight you.
Papers: You sure I’m a good sparring partner?
Applejack: Yeah, good for bucking!
Papers: That just sounds like sex.
Rainbow Dash: I’m sick of your know-it-all attitude!
Papers: And I’m sick of the shit you’re talking.
Rainbow: It’s on!
Papers: Hey, Gay Four Flags, I’ve got a crossbow bolt with your name on it.
Rainbow: As if, you never call me by my name.
Papers: Of course I do, I just spelled it as “Bitch-ass” this time.
Luna: To Whomst the Fuck doth Thou think thou art!?
Papers: I’m never gonna regret teaching you to curse.
Luna: well, thou art going to regret thine’s words toward our drinking habits!
Papers: Luna, you’re fucking drunk. Go home.
Luna: Buck you wench, fight us!
Papers: Aw Jesus, here we go.
Celestia: Any last words?
Papers: Fuck you in general.
Celestia: Wouldn’t have expected anything less.
Papers: Alright bitch, I’m sick of your shit.
Celestia: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Papers: fuck you, what do you think?
Cadence: Love is in bloom.
Papers: And I’ve got weed killer.
Cadence: Of course you would.
Papers: Hey, think you can stop being a bitch long enough to fight?
Cadence: I am not a bitch!
Papers: And crazy people think they’re sane.
Chrysalis: I’ve always wondered how dangerous you could be.
Papers: And I’ve always wondered why you’re a bitch-ass.
Chrysalis: Ah, amusing as always.
Papers: You better give me back my fucking cigs.
Chrysalis: Smoking kills you know.
Papers: and so will I if you don’t give me back my fucking cigs.
Cozy Glow: My arch enemy.
Papers: Arch enemy? Okay kiddo, go play in the shit-filled sandbox.
Cozy: Don’t call me a kid!
Papers: Hey, definition of crazy, would you mind cutting that shit out for a bit?
Cozy: DON’T CALL ME CRAZY!!!
Papers: Alright, hey, lunatic, shut the fuck up.
Villain Anon: Oh look, a faker.
Papers: At least I’m not a fucking clown.
Villain: No, you’re the entire circus!
Papers: Hey, bitch, your papers were rejected for being an asshole.
Villain: Pot calling the kettle black.
Papers: True, but I’m better by a fuck ton.
Anon: Just you, me, and few stiff drinks after this.
Whiskey: I hope you're paying.
Anon: Babe, I can buy Ponyville and have money to spare.
Whiskey: Just so you know, those papers are a joke.
Anon: Then I'll deny you entry into the country.
Whiskey: Ah, but you won't deny me into your heart.
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