Mortal Pony Combat Quotes: VS Villain Anon · 4:11am Dec 7th, 2021
Kind of a play on Mortal Kombat intros that a friend of mine inspired. Decided to use Villain Anon. Enjoy!
Twilight: Oh, you’re back?
Villain A: Yep, and I’m kicking your ass all over again.
Twilight: Ugh, here we go.
Villain A: Alright nerd, ready to lose again?
Twilight: I beat you once, that’s enough to know I can beat you again.
Villain: Reminder, the score’s 9-1.
Applejack: Your lyin’ behind’s mine Anon!
Villain: Hey, I generally tell the truth.
Applejack: And I’m generally tired of y’all’s back talkin.
Villain: AJ, your apples ain’t shit.
Applejack: You take that bad.
Villain: Make me Fruit Loops
Rainbow Dash: I’m finishing this in 10 seconds flat!
Villain: Yep. Virgin. I knew it.
Rainbow Dash: What’s that supposed to mean!?
Villain: Your flank’s a plank, and I’mma nail it
Rainbow Dash: Can’t catch whatcha can’t handle!
Villain: Bitchass, you can’ handle me on an off day!
Pinkie: Oh! Oh! Are we fighting!
Villain: Yep. Cannon vs gun.
Pinkie: Excuse me, that’s PARTY cannon!
Villain: You’re just like your balloons.
Pinkie: Airheaded?
Villain: No, Airheaded, brainless, and full of shit to make your voice higher than it should be.
Cadence: love is in bloom.
Villain: Hence why I brought the flamethrower.
Cadence: Love is unstoppable.
Villain: Alright bitch, when this is done, Bones better be getting fat stacks.
Cadence: And why should he?
Villain: Because I’ll kick your ass even more if you don’t
Chrysalis: Your love shall be mine.
Villain: Fuck off slut-bug, I’m taking over now.
Chrysalis: Oh please, make this interesting. I dare you.
Villain: For an easy target, you’re fucking disappointing.
Chrysalis: Silence! I shall have your head!
Villain: And I’ll have your hive, bitch.
Sombra: Have you come to free my slaves?
Villain: No, I’m lookin to steal property.
Sombra: Too bad, they’re mine.
Villain: Alright Sombra, you big fucking nerd!
Sombra: Silence your blathering!
Villain: You ain’t shit, and neither are your powers!
Very good.
I can hear a few of these.
Celestia: You dare defy the sun?
villain: Well, I was in need of a tan.
Celestia: You'll be extra crispy, don't worry.
villain: you should lay down the cakes, fatass!
Celestia: ...Say Your Prayers.
villain: Worth it.
Luna: Why Dost Thou Defy Us?
villain: Why d'you sound all 'ye olde english'?
Luna: 'Tis How We Speak To Inferiors, Cur!
villain: Come at me, Moonie!
Luna: Very well, Have At Thee!
villain: Oh, I'll have you alright.
Luna (Nightmare Moon): You dare defy Eternal Night?
villain: Well, I don't want the world to end.
Luna (Nightmare Moon): Worry about your end first, worm!
villain: Hello again, parasite.
Luna (Nightmare Moon): I am the Princess of the Night!
villain: That title's not yours to claim.
the rest is DLC for $30,99.
Not a single one of them had a tax rhyme in them. Son, I am disappoint.
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Especially since the latest game literally included Shao Khan's tax collector as a playable character.