Hi. I’m Anon. Your run of the mill asshole. A proud one at that. When I came to this world, the princesses didn’t expect much. Then, they saw how I was good at picking up mistakes. So, they made me a functioning person in society. A mostly pony society. Ponies and other creature would be expecting to be welcomed by a warm hearted pony. Instead, they got me.
(Papers Please does not belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex)
Cover Art by me.
Here’s the sequel. People like it for some reason.
Chapters (2)
This was an entertaining read for sure, though it is pluck full of errors. Also the main character is kind of boring. Also it's rushed. But still not a bad read
Very good, very funny
This fic perfectly captured my feelings playing Papers, Please once I'd gotten past the midway point.
I was so tired of people trying to screw me out of my paycheck and wasting my time with their false papers that I started getting actively vindictive.
Glory to Equestria.
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Indeed Comrade.
This story is very good and funny
Oh man what a refleshing read.Id like to see more of this :)
Um, shouldn't that be INspector, not EXpector?
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I agree. Cool story, bro. Can you tell me another?
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No one expects The Spanish Exquisition!
I liked everything except the last bit, it's okay as a joke about the princesses being useless but I get the feeling you didn't do that on purpose.
Also, there are a lot of errors but they're not too bad, they're distracting but nothing so bad I can't read it/had to re-read.
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What does that have to do with anything I said? A simple yes or no will suffice. I'm expecting a no because this is fine as a stand-alone, and I get the feeling it was meant to be one. *shrug*
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... It’s a meme.... I’m not that old am I?
See, the joke is
“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.”
So, to kind of make fun of myself, I replaced the In with Ex, thus
Exquisition.
Sorry for the confusion
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I know it's a meme, I just didn't get why it's EVER been funny. Maybe I'm just from the wrong country and didn't pick up on as to why it was humorous.
I need a sequel pls
Do it please
this is the first anon in equestria story that i've actually liked
please make more for us
You can make a small series out of this. I want more!
(crowd chanting) series! series! series! series! series!
I would love to see this turn into a series. because I have not found a story this funny in a while and those that I find funny for some reason have been abandoned for years
Really loved the premise of this story. Probably one of my favorite reads in some time. I for one would love to see this made into a series. Please give it some consideration!
Id read it :) The story is surprisngly refleshing,dont know why is that but this anon character and his persective is joy to read. Just watch out not to make main six complete comedy of themselfs.
This game. Man, one of the most annoying sounds is when the thing comes up that tells you that you goofed.
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It’s the sound that makes your heart skip a beat in fear when you play perfection! XD
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"Protocol violated.
Invalid gender."
That one gets me all the time.
I....good lord....i cant breath...
Children.
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*looks left*... *looks right*...
... I don’t see any.
This was fun, and I am glad to see there is a sequel now!
Jeff Dunham/Walter reference?
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Yep.
funny AF bruh!
Literally could be made 1000% better by just giving the poor shmuck a name. "Anon" is an instant downvote.
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I know right?
I think it’s funnier how he makes fun of everyone else’s name
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"Dude you literally have the shittiest name ever."
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Its always been humorous
I find it amusing this is about 1000 times more upbeat than Papers Please.
I would appreciate more of this. Most certainly. :)
ID FUCKING LOVE DOING THIA FOR A JOB! Lmao
Please continue this, I can’t stop lmao! But seriously, please.
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Oh yeah. There’s a sequel. I meant to update the author’s note.
So... The princess of the sun; the one pony that is regarded as the epitome of all that is good, the one being that is seen as a goddess by the fanbase and is often regarded in several fics and the show as a bastion and a symbol againts evil, accepts bribes?.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Normally I hate asshole characters, but that's only because people seem to go way over the top with how much of an asshole they write. You did it right though. Loved the parts with Derpy, the griffon, and Ember. Great story
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Thank you! People have told me how i actually managed to do it right, and I'm glad to hear!
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She did try anger management for him.
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Pretty sure a swear jar isn't a form of bribery.
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Heheh. this will make sense later on in Papers Ponies and Attitude, once I get around to explaining it.
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-Soviets salute in praise.-
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YES COMRADES!!! VE GAIN POVER EVERYDAY FOR GLORY GREATEST ARTSTOTZKA!!!
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Thank you, I’ve corrected it, but for future reference, please refrain from using a chunk of story. Just write down the sentence, and I’ll find it.
Again, thank you though.
I have not played papers please.
I propably could pirate it but I stopped doing that to games some time ago.
Good story though.