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I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.


Anon had a bad feeling when he saw the ice cream machine outside Firmly Asked Questions. Not only was the world softer and fluffier than he had anticipated, but he would also have to watch his weight.


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I do love rgre

I'd love to see more of this, gear job!

This is friggin adorable, hope you consider continuing it!

This was awesome! Would make a great series... :twilightsmile:

Read it once as a green on pastebin. Read it second time here. No regrets.

The thing is the story is amazing and I approve of this and it's got so much character and Anonymous is also a great character to use in this story and you must never forget that the story bring so much mystery to Who is this Anonymous guy and what does he do that is what makes it so good

Comment posted by Dawnbreak Shimmer deleted January 7th

>when I actually like a second-person anon RGRE story

It'd be a little better if it wasn't a greentext barely adjusted into prose, if it wasn't second-person Anon but

Jesus Christ I was cracking up the entire time.

I am pleasantly surprised by this story, that interrogation scene did not go at all like I thought it would.

Keep up the good work. I would not mind seeing more of this.

This was great~


This is the good type of RGRE. The funny, not just RGRE for some lewd reason type. I do want to guess what the ponies think Anon is doing during interrogation however.

He forgot to add the second part of that exclamation. 'Can't live with 'em, and there's no resale value.'

Yup. It should really be a searchable Tag by now though. You know if anyone has mentioned it to Knighty or any of the other Mods?

I don't think there are that many of them out there to warrant a tag. And if nothing else, there is a group for it.

Ah. I kinda like the concept though. It makes sense for a world with a skewed gender ratio to be protective of those in the rarer gender. I'll go check out that group though.

HAH! That was great. :rainbowlaugh: We need to see more of officer anon, the toughest stallion in equestria. :twilightsmile:

Officer Anon is the one we deserve (and need more of)

I need more of this in my life.

Neece #20 · 1 week ago · · ·

I'd like to read more of this, it's hilarious :rainbowlaugh:

Why is it I read Anon yelling 'Mares' in the same way Christopher Walken Says 'BEARS!' ?

This was probably one of the most enjoyable greentext-y stories I've read on here in a long time. :twilightsmile:

Im not sure what sub-genre of RGRE this would fall under but I need more of this. Its just so adorable!

Geminii #25 · 1 week ago · · ·

There's something ridiculously giggle-inducing about the utterly milquetoast 'problems' encountered in pony society, and Anon's kid-glove handling of them.

This was legan...wait for it...dary

This was short and sweet. Hope to reae more of your work soon.

Reykan #28 · 1 week ago · · ·

The absolute fluffiness of the ponies cracked me up.

stixpix #29 · 1 week ago · · ·

i need more of this in my life

This is the first time I've seen the top 3 stories in the Featured box come from the same account

I don't know if these kind of stories are rare or I simply haven't found anything like it, but I certainly could do with more of this in my life.
Thank you "Uh-hmmm". :pinkiehappy::heart:

This is one of the most adorable god damn things I've read in a while. Bravo.

Why does this remind me of Ponyrubs in prison...

That was cute. I could do with a follow-up.

whaaaat am i readin

ok this was cute
it was a little weird when it was all like
i raised u better than that

I'd love to read more of Officer Anon's tough days on the mean streets. Settling arguments. Rescuing kittens from trees. Politely engaging ne'er-do-wells in conversation to determine their (unlikely) guilt. In short: More please! (insert stallionly puppydog eyes)


Wait, what?


You fucker. :rainbowlaugh: It took me til near the end to finally notice that.

Sorry! I'm just throwing out ideas in the hope they get used. I don't words good, myself. (Muphry's Law in effect here.)

Nothing to be sorry for. I was actually just agreeing that we all need more of this.

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