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Uh-hmmm


I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Jan
19th
2021

Commissions are Open · 3:04am Yesterday

$20 per 1000 words, upper limit of 5000 words.

+$20 per fetish (eg: Futa, BDSM, tickling etc.)

-$2 if nothing sexual in commission request

+$2 per OC in request (Free for one instance of Anon)

+$3 to prevent characters from regarding the OC with suspicion, sensing something off about them, and finding that feeling to be justified by the end of the work. (Free if the OC is Anon)


Content I will not write:

Torture,
Snuff,
Non-con,
CBT,
Male on male sex and/or romance

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Mar
16th
2020

I, for One, Accept Our New Robot Overlords · 2:25am Mar 16th, 2020

I'm sure you have all heard about the madlads that made AI learn how to speak in the voices of ponies. If you haven't, here is the website:
15ai

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Dec
2nd
2019

And Thanks to Viewers Like You · 7:30pm Dec 2nd, 2019

I don't really have a sob story, but I could use whatever you feel like donating. If you can't afford/ don't wanna, that's cool too.

Uh-hmmm's PayPal

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Jun
30th
2019

First Person Second · 3:44pm Jun 30th, 2019

I have noticed significant number of people cannot get past the use of second person. After consulting with a mod, I have decided to add a chapter at the end of my stories that will be the entire story reformatted to be in first person. As I work through my posted works, I will update the descriptions to reflect this. I'll list the stories here as I do so.

Calm and Collected

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Feb
22nd
2019

I'm Going on a Podcast · 11:52pm Feb 22nd, 2019

From 6 - 7 PM(EST), I'll be participating in 24 BY 24: Twenty Four Guests in Twenty Four Hours hosted by the The B-Team. If you have any questions you would like me to answer, post them over here. Just put a 7 at the beginning of your comment to let them know

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Feb
1st
2019

On the Subject of Sequels/Continuations of My Fics · 11:35am Feb 1st, 2019

I am glad so many people want more of my writing. However, I have a lot of unfinished stories because I have a hard time resisting plot bunnies. If I am writing something, there is a 2:1 chance that it's some new idea that strikes my fancy. The remaining 33% chance is that I'm writing on a work in progress, trying to finish it in a reasonable manner. While not every ending is completely satisfying, when I do end a story, it is ended for good. If it is a one-shot, that's all you get. If it is

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Jan
8th
2019

RGRE Primer · 9:53pm Jan 8th, 2019

I've seen a decent amount of confusion and uncertainty about what the Reversed Gender Roles Equestria setting is, so I figured I would describe the default setting that I use for these sorts of stories.

Gender Ratio

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