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Uh-hmmm


I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

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  • 170 weeks
    Commissions are Closed

    For the time being, commissions are closed.

    $10 per 1000 words, upper limit of 5000 words.

    +$10 per fetish (eg: Futa, BDSM, tickling etc.)

    -$2 if nothing sexual in commission request

    +$5 per named OC in request (Free for one instance of Anon)


    Content I will not write:

    Torture,
    Snuff,
    Non-con,
    CBT,
    Male on male sex and/or romance
    Scat

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Jan
19th
2021

Commissions are Closed · 3:04am Jan 19th, 2021

For the time being, commissions are closed.

$10 per 1000 words, upper limit of 5000 words.

+$10 per fetish (eg: Futa, BDSM, tickling etc.)

-$2 if nothing sexual in commission request

+$5 per named OC in request (Free for one instance of Anon)


Content I will not write:

Torture,
Snuff,
Non-con,
CBT,
Male on male sex and/or romance
Scat
Watersports

Send me a message on patreon, fimfic, or elsewhere with your commission prompt before paying. I reserve the right to refuse any commission. Once I reply to accept your commission, then pay the cost in total, and I will send you the story when I finish it. Please indicate in the commission whether or not you care if I publish the story on Fimfic.


Pay for commissions at my kofi
I also have a patreon, if you are interested: Patreon

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Comments ( 10 )

What's a Snuff?
What's a non-con? Can you give an example?
What's a CBT?

5438587
CBT is cock and ball torture. Nobody that is sane enjoys it.

5438624
Looks like there are enough people that DO enjoy it, because it has its own acronym.

5438587
Snuff is the depiction of murder for sexual arousal.
Non-con is non-consensual, ie rape.

5438651
I said sane people. That like saying MAPS are sane people.

Damn people have some crazy fetishes.

Here's a tip. Get your eye prescription then just buy some glasses online. They charge you way to much even with insurance I had to pay damn near $300 for my glasses.

5453960
good to know, thanks.

So if I wanted a story that was RGRE, SFW, WAFF, with Anon with Nurse Red Heart. Is that enough to go on?

5454023
I would want to sound out your preferences, for instance would you prefer it be them already as a couple, before becoming a couple, platonic best friends, married with foals, etc.
The other thing is what is the minimum word count you would like.

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