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Uh-hmmm


I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

  • TCalm and Collected
    After hearing about what an unscrupulous unicorn mare could do, Anon comes to find peace of mind. (RGRE) (No one is harmed in the course of this story) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
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  • 166 weeks
    Commissions are Closed

    For the time being, commissions are closed.

    $10 per 1000 words, upper limit of 5000 words.

    +$10 per fetish (eg: Futa, BDSM, tickling etc.)

    -$2 if nothing sexual in commission request

    +$5 per named OC in request (Free for one instance of Anon)


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    Snuff,
    Non-con,
    CBT,
    Male on male sex and/or romance
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  • 247 weeks
    First Person Second

    I have noticed significant number of people cannot get past the use of second person. After consulting with a mod, I have decided to add a chapter at the end of my stories that will be the entire story reformatted to be in first person. As I work through my posted works, I will update the descriptions to reflect this. I'll list the stories here as I do so.

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Jun
30th
2019

First Person Second · 3:44pm Jun 30th, 2019

I have noticed significant number of people cannot get past the use of second person. After consulting with a mod, I have decided to add a chapter at the end of my stories that will be the entire story reformatted to be in first person. As I work through my posted works, I will update the descriptions to reflect this. I'll list the stories here as I do so.

Calm and Collected
Play at the Game
RGRE Shorts
Anything for a Friend
Digging Days
Thinking Inside the Box
Anon the Poniceman

Comments ( 4 )

Interesting, I’ve always loved the second person format but it will be cool to reread in the first person. Looking forward to it!

I appreciate the additional time and effort. While second person no longer grates on me like it used to, this is a very welcome addition, and I'm looking forward to re-reads.

I gotta say, between first and second person point of view I prefer second person POV slightly more. It has that old school vibe that makes the story that much more enjoyable. Still, excellent work on both POVs.

For me, First-Person used to not bother me that much, but when they made the "Self-Insert" tag I couldn't see them as anything other than wish-fulfillment with the author wanting to live their fantasy through the main character, usually their own OC.

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