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I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.



Can you put a price on happiness? What are you willing to risk to find true love? What is that alien doing over there with all those pizza boxes?
{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 58 )

One of the goofier pizza stories I have seen in a while. Interesting layout.

Those poor ponies with a food shortage what’s the world coming to

Forget the food and stallion shortage, they have an anime shortage!

... If only it were that easy to find love...

Urgh Weeb filth transcends dimensions

Seriously though this was a fun little read

Good stuff but.I can't tell the difference between the two versions.

That said Cadence should've screwed him for not giving the whole pizza.

It's the POV pronouns. Some folk don't like reading something in the second person

Alas, if only...

Now I need to see the rest of the world. Imagine, RGRE Equestria meets Earth.

Damn. This was more fun to read than I thought. Good job!

Thinking of Cadence as a printer makes me laugh in ways I didn't know I needed.

Just looking at the story image is giving me stomach aches. Is this what it's like to be Twilight?

Agreed! That cracked me up too :rainbowlaugh:

That's "something something," alright, miss Amore. :rainbowlaugh:

I'm craving pizza now

This was purely enjoyable all the way around! Both perspectives were amazing, the story was so short and sweet, ahh you did amazing! I hope ya don't mind, but I had to make a video on this!

Audio Linky: https://youtu.be/sXqwPCF11fo

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment!)

Would love to see some sort of continuation of this. It was a great read and Cadence making dial up sounds was an amazing image to have in my brain. Thank you for that.

Can´t help it, foalchasing legs makes me smile every time.

Ok so when’s the next chapter

She starts making dial up noises, then printer noises.

Like everyone else here, I lost it on that. That was funny as heck.


Not just printer noises, but those old style, loud, high-pitched scratchy carbon paper printer noises. :rainbowlaugh:

Is it good or bad that Interspecies Reviewers hasn't done a centaur episode yet? 🤔

> InB4 horsepussy

There's a review on centaurs in the manga.

Huh, never pegged Moondancer for an “alpha mare”. It’s always the quiet ones.

I can hear,there on the wind. Like a delicate,keening whisper I hear it from both near and far. And it fills me with profound content.

Anyway,I chuckled. Thanks for the pick me up.

Ugh... Why can't Cadance exist in real life? I would gladly trade a pizza for info on my soulmate. Stupid solo universe.

A cute redhead girl that likes anime and wants to watch Interspecies Reviewers?

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes :rainbowkiss:

Ah, the olden days of 56k. They sucked, the end.

Still made me laugh as heck :rainbowlaugh:

Why is it that Cadance goes so naturally with stories about pizza?

Who else would be the Pretty Pink Princess Pizza Pony?

Fuck it. You give her another slice. The crystal ball begins to glow,...

I honestly read this line 3 times to not read the line like
Fuck it. You give her another slice. The 'Peezer' ball begins to glow,

Your story made me order pizza.

I enjoyed both.

This one was glorious. Thank you, dear author!

The peetzer had my interest, the appliance noises had my attention.

"Can we start with interspecies reviewers? For some reason, I can't get that on the horsenet."

Oh I loved that show! Though the manga is still going I am sad the show has ended

Complete with the tear away holes on the side

I now kinda want to know if Cadence was making the dial-up, printer, and phone dialing noises by imitating them with her mouth as a way to let a human know that something is happening, or if the actual mechanical noises were happening on their own.

Is Interspecies Reviewers a different fanfic or an actual anime?

Short and fun!:twilightsmile:

As much as a longer continuation would be interesting and funny, it's probably for the best that this stays this short.

I haven’t read this yet, but I’m giving it a thumbs up anyway because of the cover art.

You missed a "you" or two in the first-person version. Other than that, cute!

Fixed (hopefully) and thanks!

I’m guessing Sarah and Moondancer are alternate versions of eachother

Ok where is the mare when I need her and why do I get the feeling that I might break her?

I'm not tuting my horn by saying I'm gonna get all the girls or mare. In fact I'm kinda going the other way. For some unexplainable reason, the only girls and guys (I'm not gay, but I don't judge) that meet with me become my friends and are people who use me as a psychiatrist. Mostly because they don't want to go to a professional. Sometimes a stranger appears before me and tells me their problems, before I even know their name. Weird right?

Seems more like a story prompt than an actual story, but well done for that.


They're called dot matrix printers. And the racket they make is quite nostalgic. I'm sure many parents quickly came to regret ever buying their kids Brøderbund Print Shop.

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