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I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.


Anon tries to give Rarity some business advice, forgetting that he is in fact, not a mare.
{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}

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Just read this on rgre

Pones together strong :y

I, too, thank IHateNumbers for commissioning this.
And my thanks to the author for sharing it here. Was a good read.

Don't have access to the land of green at the moment so this is my only source of RGRE fix and this story pretty cute. Take my upvote good write-smith.

>Didn't explain dividends
~0.5% of a stock's value is paid out to shareholders every quarter, depending on the company's policies and profits. That's the primary purpose of stocks. When the company has a poor quarter, profits fall, so the dividends and the value of the stock fall to match. Speculation is based on the expected future value of dividends

Beautiful lil' short story in every way! Blessings to the person who commissioned this and many thanks for you writing this whole beauty! Hope ya didn't mind, but I couldn't resist making a reading of this fic of yours!

Audio Linky!: https://youtu.be/0Qh3vAmdKo4

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)

*white guy blinking meme.jpg*

God I just can’t stop picturing Rarity motorboating Anon.

Well now you got the image of motorboating testicles in my head so thanks for that.

I was more picturing being on the receiving end than the blowing end.

I read a different version. The man who got into Equestria has a problem with the ponies. They like him. They like him a lot. And too many to be happy with it. Even the Night Princess is showing her interest in it. The line between dream and reality is blurring, driving our hero to despair. And then at this point I realize that no one needs her advice. Business is not for her. I am posting here for those connoisseurs who are interested and hoping for valid criticism. What you can't do for the sake of popularity and to be liked. And here it's time to finish to introduce https://forexstore.com/happy-gold the book and bring them into the world of reality. And then she asks him "do you have any business advice..."

"But you still love me, even if I would drag my teats across two miles of broken glass to huff your ball sweat."

What the fuck lmao :rainbowlaugh:

Yeah the stock market is one of those things that it takes only one serious conversation to realize that you really have no clue how it actually works.

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