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I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.


Twilight has been acting odd leading up to Hearts and Hooves day, and it's up to Starlight to find out why.
{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}

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Oh man, that was a fun read!

Short, sweet and silly. Being in RGRE climate is of course a bonus :rainbowkiss:

Hahaha that's was great! I busted up laughing a few times. And Mister Rodgers! *chef's kiss*

Is...is that a cum jar?

“They HAD to know what they were doing, starting and ending each episode with changing his clothes and shoes. Practically flaunting his socks and those long, foal-chasing legs.”

Oh god! I can't watch mr. roger's ever again without those images in my head:raritydespair:

"You have failed me for the last time, my apprentice!"

Oh Celestia, please not her Stellar Insurrection roleplay. I break the shaky telekinesis trying to choke me.

Trying to kill Glim Glam to hide your secrets is useless. Because after all, no one's ever really gone.

a jar half filled with a cloudy liquid and a green figur-

No. Please, no. Why would you do this.

Those damn wholesome sexy humans, poor mares never had a chance.

what you wearing, jake from starlight

Just when we've almost forgotten that monstrocity, somebody comes along and reminds us it existed.

Since there was no word about Twi having a dong and it was described as "cloudy" we must assume it was a marecum jar...still pretty nasty lol

I thought that cover art looked cute.... oh wait... OH GOD

That ending :rainbowlaugh:

I feel like implying that Mr Rogers is lewd should make you go to pony hell. :rainbowwild:

Don't get that mixed up with the Miracle Whip.

The juice looks to cloudly for that my gamer

No bad Uh-hmmm! Do not corrupt Mr. Rogers with your lewdness!

anyone else do the State Farm jingle when reading the title xD


If you know you know and if you don't know you don't want to know....


"If I turned you to the ape side, you'd be a powerful ally..."

Let the Cuteness flow through you! :moustache:

Friendship will be with you. Always. :trollestia:

:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

Gosh this is an impeccable read! Everything develops so swimmingly and the humor bar is set super high with this one! This story is just so friggin' nice to take in and enjoy! I hope ya didn't mind, but I just had to make a reading on this fic of yours!

Audio Linkeryloo!: https://youtu.be/1BT3T6MH3DQ

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)

You know, it took me a while to get that, but after recalling from memory of THAT event, I need to grab soap and wash my brain.... :pinkiesick::raritydespair:

Normalnags get out NEEEEEEEEEEIGH!

And the cover art's gone. Rest in peace.

Ehhhhhhh!! You know it to be true!

Aww. The old cover art is gone. It completed this.

I dunno, I had a knowing chuckle when I saw it come up, that jar represents dedication and perseverance. It's more wholesome than, say, the art/story combo of a self-insert dating a Pinkie Pie who cut large holes through both her cheeks because she knew it was his fetish. Or the fluffyabuse factories. I suppose it's all relative though.

Ya got a hearty chuckle out of me. I hope there's follow up showing Cadence's plans coming to fruition. Thanks for creating and sharing!

Thanks for commissioning the story and sharing!

I'm confused. What exactly did that mean...

You DON'T want to know what we know... Let's just say something transpired a long time ago that we wouldn't want you to question life.

I came back to this story to tell you guys that I wonder what they'd think of bob ross. Definitely worth the time it took, I know.

That mac and cheese thing was one of the more terrifying things I have ever read, well done.

Nothing is sacred

can you tell me what the old cover art was?

No clue anymore. Been two, almost three, years now since I even saw this fic

Buggar. Thanks for telling me atleast

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