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I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.


Anon just wanted to play a prank with his newfound powers. It got out of hand.
{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}

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La ves trotar hacia el pasillo. Algunos días realmente te preocupas por esa yegua. Te das vuelta y abres la ventana y la jaula del arrendajo azul. Chirría de gratitud y se alejó revoloteando. No estás seguro de por qué Twilight eligió un pájaro para transformarse, ¿tal vez esté relacionado con el pez volador de metal en la mesa? Hojea los esquemas y los cálculos, ¿algo sobre la reentrada? Sacude la cabeza y reúne todas las notas en un paquete. Parece que la sección prohibida de su biblioteca está ganando otro volumen.

Arrendajo azul= Mordecai?

I have now read this, but I don't know what I just read.

I'm extremely confused about the fish but overall was a fun read.


they are not fishes, but airplanes.

That was a great story. Nice and lighthearted and funny. If only it had Best Pony in it and it would've been a whole 20% cooler.:rainbowkiss:

In the night sky?

Perhaps like shooting stars?

question, isn't this an english only site for the most part? I've seen tiny tidbits of german and russian in stories, but those are translated more often than not in said story, but I didn't know if we where allowed to comment in a language other than english, hence why I ask

This entire story was a setup for that joke wasn't it?

I've seen enough foreign-language comments that it's probably not banned. Seeing as it's primarily from people who aren't actually fluent in English and would thus be using the same tools you could use to translate them...

I watch her trot out into the hall. Some days I really worry about that mare. I turn and open the window and the blue jay's cage. It chirps in gratitude and flits away. I’m not sure why Twilight chose a bird to transform, maybe it's related to the what, metal flying fish on the table? Whatever they are. I flip through the schematics and calculations, something about reentry? I shake my head and gather all the notes into a bundle. It seems the forbidden section of my library is gaining another volume.

What Celestia hears after releasing the blue jay: *chirp, chirp*

What i hear after releasing the blue jay: "WWWWWOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh"

Man. I could really use a wish right now.

Someone was gonna do it eventually.

Gotta admit. The mental image of the farting sun butt got me.

I'm a simple man.

I am Celestia, sipping the last of my tea as the moon rises, my energy already ebbing after a long day. But seeing the crude and strange illustration of a dick on the lunar surface makes it all worth it.

My smile had been getting bigger as I continued reading, but that... that is where I lost my shit.

I like these slightly cruder princesses.

pacing a rut

I feel like that would mean something very different in horse land.

it will make a fun surprise for her, maybe help her loosen up a bit.

She truly does not know that mare at all.

"Good boy! And you know what good boys get?"

*whistle* Beware the quiet ones indeed

That cover art is misleading as fuck, yo.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

Just checked the rules, the only comment-based rule I could find was that comments must match the rating of the story.
Fim Fiction asks for all stories to be in English, but doesn't specify about comments.
Hope this clears things up :twilightsmile:

Oh god why did you have to go and remind me of that cursed TwilightXMordecai picture


oh my GOD


Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

TwilightXMordecai wut are you saying?

I've already said too muxh

Good night

That rotten Anon!
He's going at it with Raven now too!

Oh god it's a MordeTwi shitpost. Why is it good? Why do I like it.

Needs a sequel "messing with Twi and other pons"

I see what you've done here.

Good refrence

What are you supposed to do, warp the nature of magic to draw slits everywhere?

Yes :rainbowlaugh:

I can't believe I got fucking MordeTwi'd out of all things

Anon the Omnipotent huh? He can literally imitate all cutie marks...oh shit that's just crazy! Means he can change his abilities at will and gain a endless amount of powers. DAMN SOUNDS LIKE MY FAVORITE DRINK MUAHAHAHA^^:twilightsmile:

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