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CaptainAnonymous


I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

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On Earth, women might not give such a big fat man the time of day... Things are different in Reversed Gender Roles Equestria though. Mares are attracted to soft, cuddly, and thicc stallions, and one man overshadows everyone by being the biggest and thiccest of them all... And Celestia is sure to fully use it to her advantage.

Based slightly on a meme, and several others, a 1000 word story challenge.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 20 )

I'm in awe at the size of this lad

I'm not sure how I feel about the memes, but I applaud the quality of the writing. Well done.

I like snack-sized fiction. Microfiction. There oughta be more of it. It's deceptively difficult to do ultra-short stories well.

Some say his BIGness is notorious around these parts.

The absolute unit.

Okay, I am loving this story’s idea, if I was displaced into Equestria then that is the version I wanna be in; I am also a bit heavyset in terms of weight so it’s a nice thought that I would be seen as deeply attractive for that by the residents of Equestria.

Hope for at least another chapter.

Hilariously funny and a good idea

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Hey thank you very much.

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We'll see if it becomes more notorious.

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Yeah I'm thinking I'll continue it at some point, not 100% on where I'll take things though.

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Hey thanks!

Sumo wrestling must be very exciting.

That was awesome my friend :moustache:

It's always amazing how the ladies of this AU genre, are hair triggers

Royal Adviser, The Unit - The Sequel.... The Absolute Unit meets an fillyfooler!

Too funny. I kek'd my pants.

THICCness overwhelming!!! :pinkiecrazy:

Don't let the first-person fool you; it's actually Gru in disguise.

......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ooohhhh this is just perfect!!!!!!!!!!! did discord or eris brought him there or what cause this is just his/her way of saying fuck you world, i'm still here!!!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: please do more of these stories cause this is epic. your the best

I love this this is amazing

Can we get a sequel? I would love to see units first appearance. Or maybe everyone's reaction to him doing Gay jokes.

I have no idea how I got here, but I have no regrets.

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read in my life and I absolutely love it. Sequel if ever please, thank you for your contribution to literature. :pinkiehappy:

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