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I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous


On Earth, women might not give such a big fat man the time of day... Things are different in Reversed Gender Roles Equestria though. Mares are attracted to soft, cuddly, and thicc stallions, and one man overshadows everyone by being the biggest and thiccest of them all... And Celestia is sure to fully use it to her advantage.

Based slightly on a meme, and several others, a 1000 word story challenge.

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Comments ( 38 )

I'm in awe at the size of this lad

I'm not sure how I feel about the memes, but I applaud the quality of the writing. Well done.

I like snack-sized fiction. Microfiction. There oughta be more of it. It's deceptively difficult to do ultra-short stories well.

Some say his BIGness is notorious around these parts.

The absolute unit.

Okay, I am loving this story’s idea, if I was displaced into Equestria then that is the version I wanna be in; I am also a bit heavyset in terms of weight so it’s a nice thought that I would be seen as deeply attractive for that by the residents of Equestria.

Hope for at least another chapter.

Hilariously funny and a good idea


Hey thank you very much.

We'll see if it becomes more notorious.

Yeah I'm thinking I'll continue it at some point, not 100% on where I'll take things though.

Hey thanks!

Sumo wrestling must be very exciting.

That was awesome my friend :moustache:

It's always amazing how the ladies of this AU genre, are hair triggers

Royal Adviser, The Unit - The Sequel.... The Absolute Unit meets an fillyfooler!

Too funny. I kek'd my pants.

THICCness overwhelming!!! :pinkiecrazy:

Don't let the first-person fool you; it's actually Gru in disguise.

......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ooohhhh this is just perfect!!!!!!!!!!! did discord or eris brought him there or what cause this is just his/her way of saying fuck you world, i'm still here!!!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: please do more of these stories cause this is epic. your the best

I love this this is amazing

Can we get a sequel? I would love to see units first appearance. Or maybe everyone's reaction to him doing Gay jokes.

I have no idea how I got here, but I have no regrets.

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read in my life and I absolutely love it. Sequel if ever please, thank you for your contribution to literature. :pinkiehappy:

Well then that was I believe not the weirdest thing I've read but I found it funny anyways

Lol, more please.

I would love to see more of this, a full story it would be funny as hell

So fucked up. I love it!

I suppose even a fat guy can be made use of, eh? ;D A godzilla's wet dream, I suppose. So where do I pick mine up?

Yes, I'm fat. I get to make those jokes. Step off.

This was really, really funny.

If one fat guy can get them fired up, they'll explode if they get sent to Texas.

Ohhh it’s such a stupid meme I live it, read this about 20 minutes ago and I’m still laughing.

Great story

This is a disgusting objectivication of the male body.


I have met people that like the whole fat thing. Very up front about it. Like just when first met. Its interesting to say the least.

This is sad. Real sad.
There's no "NEXT" button.


This is some good shit.

This is one of the funniest one shots I've read in a while.

Sometimes you find the weirdest references in the most unlikely places

Please part 2

If I imagined them in reverse and in a human context, I guess I could see some could fall for such persons. Depends on what thicc could be translated into.

Sex definitely sells, regardless of species.

Celestia is very devious.

Why do i keep seeing You i'm every fic

i would LOVE to live in a rgre Equestria or a mares world , only to try and survive
I would have a motive to live

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