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Burt


Howdy, I’m Burt.

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Your name is Anon and you are a human living in a society run by ponies.

You have no human friends—probably because you’re the only one. But that’s all right, you’ve got some pony friends and they’re pretty groovy. You just wish they’d tone down the ironic erotic energy they constantly exuded while around you.

I mean. There’s no way they were really that sexually charged, at least towards you. Right?

...right?

Well, good thing Rarity is right there!

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Comments ( 21 )

This is the funniest thing I've ever come upon! :rainbowlaugh:

Unicorns: horny on mane.

This fic is glorious well done

There's always spiders

Sequel: Mane six go to horny jail.

Oh.
My.
Celestia.

























THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

How are you so good?! Good lord, man. You're on a tier all your own!

Usually incorrect usage of semicolons really gets under my skin, however, these stories are so god-tier that it doesn't even bother me in the slightest; only someone of the giggle apex could truly make that compound on the funny factor.

Good shit. 10/10.

*places spider in sandwich*.

This story comes up to my recommend yet I am literally really being horny.

“This isn’t a meme?” You croaked out.

Big meme

Wh...why would there be spiders?

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I believe I already answered that.

I don't usually like "Anon" stories, but this. This is gold

Cala #16 · Nov 4th, 2020 · · 1 ·

I know it's your own story, so ignore this if it's annoying, but imagine if Anon was straight and this was just his way to get out. He ends up getting outted and ends up having to use a next sexual identity, which they immediately accept. Then they get suspicious AGAIN, so he starts going through a whole cycle of identities, political orientations, philosophys, and even changes his physical form (with magic). It's all a game to him because, "I know you guys, you're persuasive bunch! I don't stand a chance with my flimsy sexuality and over all lackadaisical attitude. I'd be screwing horses within the week if I didn't do this, and I don't WANT to screw horses! It's kinda like an admittance that you're never going back home. 'Going native' generally means that. But if my generation has taught me anything it's how to get out of an awkward situation via social stigma!"

Obviously Anon is a jerk in this as is his true form, but I'm sure there'd be a more tasteful way to do this. Be like walking a tightrope, luckily that's a rather premium kind of entertainment as it is.

None of this is a suggestion, just a brainstorm with myself and it's definitely not refined. Just wanted to get this idea out, maybe there's something in it worth taking? Idk

Maybe, maybe not. You'll just have to wait and see... minecraft classic

Why art thou gae, anonymous sapient?

And then he got jumped by Big Mac... and found out the HARD way what was truly BIG about him.

Anon did not survive... :fluttershbad:

this is awesome

run 3

The baseball bat has a very prominent place!
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