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Burt


Howdy, I’m Burt.

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Your name is Anon and you are a human living in a society run by ponies.

You have no human friends—probably because you’re the only one. But that’s all right, you’ve got some pony friends and they’re pretty groovy. You just wish they’d tone down the ironic erotic energy they constantly exuded while around you.

I mean. There’s no way they were really that sexually charged, at least towards you. Right?

...right?

Well, good thing Rarity is right there!

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Comments ( 15 )

This is the funniest thing I've ever come upon! :rainbowlaugh:

Unicorns: horny on mane.

This fic is glorious well done

There's always spiders

Sequel: Mane six go to horny jail.

Oh.
My.
Celestia.

























THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

How are you so good?! Good lord, man. You're on a tier all your own!

Usually incorrect usage of semicolons really gets under my skin, however, these stories are so god-tier that it doesn't even bother me in the slightest; only someone of the giggle apex could truly make that compound on the funny factor.

Good shit. 10/10.

*places spider in sandwich*.

This story comes up to my recommend yet I am literally really being horny.

“This isn’t a meme?” You croaked out.

Big meme

Wh...why would there be spiders?

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I believe I already answered that.

I don't usually like "Anon" stories, but this. This is gold

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