• Member Since 28th Jul, 2020
  • offline last seen April 4th


Howdy, I’m Burt.

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  • 13 weeks
    Y’all gonna make me act up 👀

    Story wit the 500 likes? That’s bonkers


    6 comments · 203 views
  • 15 weeks
    Boss makes a quarter, I make a dime, that’s why I cry on company time.

    My work hours got changed from a 9-5 to a 8-6, that’s only a two hour increase, but my writing time will probably be cut down because of this. But that won’t stop me from writing on my breaks 😉

    Your boy’s gettin’ that mf bread.

    3 comments · 143 views
  • 15 weeks
    Happy New Years

    Happy New Years; pending or otherwise. I hope all of you achieve a metaphysical state of existence unheard of by modern science, I know I will.

    And now to give thanks, because I forgot to do that this Christmas.

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    2 comments · 109 views
  • 19 weeks
    It’s December

    You know what that means. Grab your eggnog and fetch the candy canes, it’s time to get F U N K Y wit it. Tis’ the most glorious time of the year (ignore the fact that the 12 days of Christmas aren’t even near) so you better be ready for cheer.

    Wrap your arms around your family members and their shoulders, but be sure to not hug too tight now, else you might hurt grandpa. Spread your love everywhere and on everyone—especially yourself.

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    6 comments · 176 views
  • 20 weeks
    So that happened

    I deleted ‘Anon Doesn’t Speak Pony’ and I’m gonna tell you why.

    Short explanation: I wasn’t feeling it.

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    10 comments · 317 views

Y’all gonna make me act up 👀 · 3:45pm January 12th

Story wit the 500 likes? That’s bonkers


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Comments ( 26 )
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it is very sad once you run out of Burt stories to read indeed.

Damn, I ran out of Burt stories to read

This author is quality, but not quality, more like quality not quality quality quality

my man your stories are too funny, can't wait for the next one

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