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Burt


Howdy, I’m Burt.

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  • 36 weeks
    I Died, But I Lived!

    Howdy dudes, dudettes, and everything in between; Burt here. I am currently posting this blog simply to prove that I am not dead or currently being held against my will in some dank basement, although it wouldn't be the first that has happened!

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    5 comments · 409 views
  • 70 weeks
    Y’all gonna make me act up 👀

    Story wit the 500 likes? That’s bonkers

    👁👃👁

    7 comments · 301 views
  • 76 weeks
    It’s December

    You know what that means. Grab your eggnog and fetch the candy canes, it’s time to get F U N K Y wit it. Tis’ the most glorious time of the year (ignore the fact that the 12 days of Christmas aren’t even near) so you better be ready for cheer.

    Wrap your arms around your family members and their shoulders, but be sure to not hug too tight now, else you might hurt grandpa. Spread your love everywhere and on everyone—especially yourself.

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    6 comments · 224 views
  • 83 weeks
    Hey, that’s pretty neat

    Y’all got my story to the popular section. Wild. You’re all some pretty cool cats, thanks for all the fish 🐟

    2 comments · 143 views
Sep
6th
2021

I Died, But I Lived! · 8:14pm Sep 6th, 2021

Howdy dudes, dudettes, and everything in between; Burt here. I am currently posting this blog simply to prove that I am not dead or currently being held against my will in some dank basement, although it wouldn't be the first that has happened!

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I think you're my illegitimate dad.

He lives

Comment posted by fechlin deleted May 12th

Hey did ya die

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