• Member Since 28th Jul, 2020
  • offline last seen February 15th

Burt


Howdy, I’m Burt.

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  • 15 weeks
    This is my career now.

    Due to the overwhelming positive ratio to this story, I shall be quitting my 9-5. The money farm begins now. I’ll try to remain humble after my sudden raise to fame. Catch you on the flip side my loyal cash cow— I mean fans.

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  • 21 weeks
    Typa shi im on

    8 comments · 150 views
  • 36 weeks
    It’s never been so over

    Due to the overwhelmingly negative ratio on this story, I shall be taking my own life shortly. Being the terminally online fellow that I am, a failure of this magnitude from what I consider to be my magnum opus is absolutely something I cannot come back from. The world is cruel and callous and unforgiving - I don’t wish to be apart of it anymore. Pleasery forgivery, but failure is simply not something I comprehend.

    Goodbye.

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    8 comments · 574 views
  • 77 weeks
    HiE storyboard (super serious)

    ->regular human in colorful (ignorant) pony world
    ->gasp It actually has… a dark underbelly!?!?
    ->fuck it we ball, mc is human after all.
    ->???
    ->Become God, The All Seeing, Father of All Things. Also the inventor of gunpowder in pony world

    3 comments · 300 views
  • 132 weeks
    I Died, But I Lived!

    Howdy dudes, dudettes, and everything in between; Burt here. I am currently posting this blog simply to prove that I am not dead or currently being held against my will in some dank basement, although it wouldn't be the first that has happened!

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    5 comments · 645 views
Nov
29th
2023

This is my career now. · 9:05am Nov 29th, 2023

Due to the overwhelming positive ratio to this story, I shall be quitting my 9-5. The money farm begins now. I’ll try to remain humble after my sudden raise to fame. Catch you on the flip side my loyal cash cow— I mean fans.

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Awesome collection, dude. Part of me really wishes we'll see a prequel to "Holidaze" someday. Or even just anything regarding that particular universe.

Your stories are good shit my man

I think you're my illegitimate dad.

He lives

Comment posted by fechlin deleted May 12th, 2022
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