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Burt


Howdy, I’m Burt.

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Twilight hears a knock on her door. It appears Anon has decided he wants to enter the local talent show and he’s shown up asking for her help. Curious.

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Burt #1 · Jun 30th, 2023 · · ·

L + ratio, this guy sucks

Wheel of Morality- Turn, turn, turn...tell us the lesson that Burt thinks we should learn.

“Well, if today has thought me anything it’s that you should never try anything new and should always remain in the box that you’ve been placed you in, else you face ridicule— and that you should never dream of going past what your peers have deemed the greatest you can possibly achieve.”

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That's my man! Nobody can hate you more than yourself

Truly inspirational

Truly beautiful and inspiring, you have the Twilight Sparkle approval!

Back in the day, I learned a song on the piano for my school talent show, but then Covid occurred, and the show never happened.

So basically, I learned to play Never Gonna Give You Up with my eyes closed for no reason.

The real reason Anon won is for his superior fake kissing skills.

This is by far the greatest story ever told.

“Shit… Pinkie, beam your knowledge into my brain quickly!”

That’s too much…what are you, crazy? Fucking insane…:pinkiegasp:

that was amazingly funny I loved it

This was the story of all time.

Reminds me of when I died and ended up in Equestria... but much less fire and blood!

Truly this story is a New York Disney top sellers of this year and the next 3 ones, not the forth one but probably the fifth.

It had everything a lone man wearing a suit in a shopping cart at an abandoned parking lot would and is in grave need would need.

honk

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