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Burt


Howdy, I’m Burt.

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Huzzah! It’s Anonymous’ day off! What glory it is to be free of any duties, and spending his free time goofing off with his buds!

What’s that? He’s bored? That simply will not do! Time to go visit Twilight, where nothing bad every happens and spells definitely absolutely never go wrong!

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I want you

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THE GOAT RETURNS 🐐

SPIDERS! PUNCH ‘EM!

Mah BOY is back!

The only thing in my head as I read this

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He's so back 😎😎😎

MY GOAT CAME BACK WITH THE MILK!

BURT STRIKES AGAIN!!!

When the world needed them most they have returned!

few sentences in and fluttershy has already hung herself. amazing.

Ha ha ha haaaaz, god my lungs. I cannot stop laughing.:pinkiegasp:

If I was Anon I would pretty much ball my eyes out too since I have a fear of spiders. This story was hella funny though, that part with Fluttershy hanging gave me the ddlc flash-backs, and if that was the joke you where intending then good job.

I'm going to pretend the little spider was not eaten because that made me sad.

This is very funny, hello again Burt. Please write more.

Oh geez, if Celestia finds Anon he's gonna be in BIG trouble (pun intended)

I love mushrooms!
My final message. Goodbye

Anon is going to find out of Spider has puss puss

Whatcha mean by Mew is in our hands? Like if I wanted him to have a lil propeller hat he can?

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Little Mew MUST have a propeller cap.

I fucking love the chems you put in all of your fics

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I can give him a propeller hat or I can turn him into paste, but I cannot do both.

I've just met Mew, but I swear to God if anything happens to that little goober I'm gonna put the hurt on somebody

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Okay calm down there Norman, let's not turn the spider into paste just yet, have some character development so his death is tragic and Betty has a reason to turn Twilight into pony Caprisun.

my man’s having a mental breakdown. can’t blame him.

i wonder if he’s gonna throw twilight like a football after this?

”Yippie, I say. Yippie!”

All I can picture is the bug from lethal company rasing its arms up and say Yippie!

It would be more fun if Julius said Pizza Pizza.

“I will spin you a sweater.” Julius’ tone grows dark.

That sounds ominous... but the pink text makes it funny. I like how you're setting up an honest-to-goodness mystery around the missing treebrary.
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It’s a mystery because I’m doing the classic age old writing technique of making shit up on the spot.

Nice spider. 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ I’ve hired my own to stare at you.

“THIS IS CLEM.”

“Heh, I don’t even need to shorten their name!”

“Clem.”

WAS THAT A WARFRAME REFERENCE!!??!

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I see your spider, and counter with a spider pig.
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The most mysterious mysteries are those where not even the author knows what's happening. :pinkiecrazy:

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