This story is a sequel to Anon is Incarcerated Due to His Involvement in the Transportation of Crack Cocaine
AIDHITCC (Anon is Incinerated Due to His Involvement in the Transportation of Crack Cocaine) is the direct sequel to the critically acclaimed AIDHITCC (Anon is Incarcerated Due to His Involvement in the Transportation of Crack Cocaine.)
The current story follows Anon, an immensely powerful creature who has recently been captured by Princess Celestia for his transgressions against pony kind. Usually he is not one to be caught with his pants down, however, his greatest weakness had been exploited at the most inopportune time and now he finds himself at the mercy of the pony leader.
‘What is his greatest weakness?’ You may ask?
Well, I’m glad you’re so curious!
It’s off screen plot convenience.
(Some readers may be disturbed. This is a very serious fanfiction for very serious fanfictioneers. Rated 7/10 by Steve Jobs, who is quoted as saying: “A piece of literature so good, It motivated me to come back to life and get cancer again before dying a second time.”)
Also plz be nic3 firs stry on this site thx ☺️
Shout out to God, my proof reader. And shout out to Lowe’s for sponsoring this story. Perform the Dougie at your local empty Lowe’s parking lot (only redeemable during midnight) to increase the price of your next transaction by 30%. Thank you once again to Lowe’s for sponsoring this story.
WARNING: BY READING THIS MESSAGE YOU AGREE TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS. Which means you need to PayPal me money. If you don’t have money, mail yourself to my multimillion shekel mansion and I guess I’ll make due.
Please send thoughts and prays as I’m kinda in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I just live in Canada.
Ah, I see Burt is finally back from fucking my wife. Thanks for saving my marriage!
I’ve only read the first story and the sequel’s description and I’m in TEARS. Lets see how this sequel holds up
I aspire to write like this one day. BRAVO
The sequel we needed but didn't know we deserved.
...or something like that.
Incinerated dont you mean incarcerated
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All in a day’s work, champ!
That picture for this fic gives off serious Technoblade vibes.
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rip techno
THE GOAT IS BACK 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
WHAAAAATTTT THEEEE FFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK?????!!!!!!!!!!!!??????
God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns
Oh okay!
*DUMPS OCEAN OF WATER*
Damn, dis truly proves that my main muthafuckin man anon is just Built Different. Dat Boi truly shows some skillz up in dis house. And he do be kinda fresh thou, not finna lie.
The one who can't keep getting away with this is you and your stories that are top kek material, you magnificent bastard.
A man of true divinity returning to grace us mortals with a story meant for kings. We are humbled O' great one.
I am proud to be the 69th like on this beautiful story
Damn bro this shit just straight up balln
Burt, my beloved
That's a eye catching thumbnail.
I give u a spinning hug in celebration of such a good chapter 🎉
Very amusing if he's hanging with flutters that means he's prob bros with discord and with his crazed energy discord def would grant him a few boons for the lols.
Holy shit... Burt's back...
HES BACK!
*Inhale* BURT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD BURTS BACK
epic narrator
so uh. is this getting finished. anon still hasn't been incinerated due to his involvement in the transportation of crack cocaine
Why is everything you write a certified hood classic?