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Burt


Howdy, I’m Burt.

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The days are short and the nights are long for one Anonymous. How will he overcome such grand adversity? Through sheer will power and the desire to chase a better tomorrow?

Nah. He’ll be forced out of his domicile by Twilight Sparkle, and into the unforgiving sun.

Not literally. That would hurt.

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Ooh eee oooh aaahhh.

That’s all I have to say.

Anon’s team lost. And they were kicked out after Discord decided to screw with the strike animations that played on the hanging monitors— apparently they were a bit too risqué for the owner’s tastes. Something about… turning pins into rockets— Anon didn’t get the chance to see it anyway. He had a feeling he didn’t want to.

I bet the wire frames in the animation were very good... I'll see myself out

This is a truly poggers moment.

SRY

Anon’s team lost. And they were kicked out after Discord decided to screw with the strike animations that played on the hanging monitors— apparently they were a bit too risqué for the owner’s tastes. Something about… turning pins into rockets— Anon didn’t get the chance to see it anyway. He had a feeling he didn’t want to.

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I hate that I know EXACTLY what this is referencing....

I imagine all of these heretics to be using the Xavier Renegade Angel voice for everything they say---including narration. A land of primitive simpletons

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Hmm yes, as you say my good Sir.

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I’m almost too afraid to ask… but what is this referencing? I’m feel like I’ve seen it before, just can’t remember if I had.

Well that was sweet

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Ting tang walla walla bing bang?

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Well theres this guy called wyreframez and he makes... interesting content, inculding a bowling strike animation

Yes, I am.” Twilight hums, her eyes gleaming with playful intention. Or maybe the light was a little b
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it too bright in this room and was actually singing her eyeballs, who really knows. “Whadya say to that, buddy?” She mocks.

Discord you fucking layabout

How do you get your stories in the featured box this many times!? That's an academy record!

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I have sold my soul to multiple demons that make all my dreams come true, and all I have to do is donate a little blood and a few organs here and there! But it is completely and utterly worth it!

SRY

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Nobody said they had to be YOUR blood or organs....

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Huh, so that’s why they looked at me funny after I made good on the promise of handing over two still beating hearts. I could’ve kept my two spares this whole time? That makes their order of an arm and a leg a whole lot less frightening— I’ve already given a couple of those to the state!

Man, what a relief!

Just like my favorite assassins, loosely connected and usually a good one shot!

Forgotten I was suicidally depressed. Thank you for this reminder that everything is worthless! I'll write you a cheque xoxoxo

Beat those odds.

Swing away, Burt.

Swing away.

Spike groans. “They’re not real, Twilight. They don’t have any rights. We’ve been over this.” His voice drones.

This made me laugh for some reason :rainbowlaugh:

Anon walks up to the erect pony—not in a penis way—

Truly the line of all time

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