• Member Since 28th Jul, 2020
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Burt


Howdy, I’m Burt.

Sep
6th
2021

I Died, But I Lived! · 8:14pm Sep 6th, 2021

Howdy dudes, dudettes, and everything in between; Burt here. I am currently posting this blog simply to prove that I am not dead or currently being held against my will in some dank basement, although it wouldn't be the first that has happened!

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Jan
12th
2021

Y’all gonna make me act up 👀 · 3:45pm Jan 12th, 2021

Story wit the 500 likes? That’s bonkers

👁👃👁

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Dec
3rd
2020

It’s December · 10:40pm Dec 3rd, 2020

You know what that means. Grab your eggnog and fetch the candy canes, it’s time to get F U N K Y wit it. Tis’ the most glorious time of the year (ignore the fact that the 12 days of Christmas aren’t even near) so you better be ready for cheer.

Wrap your arms around your family members and their shoulders, but be sure to not hug too tight now, else you might hurt grandpa. Spread your love everywhere and on everyone—especially yourself.

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Oct
15th
2020

Hey, that’s pretty neat · 1:57am Oct 15th, 2020

Y’all got my story to the popular section. Wild. You’re all some pretty cool cats, thanks for all the fish 🐟

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