This is not a bit. I have accidentally hit save after deleting all the words to the first chapter. I thought I was in my unpublished chapter I was working on so I deleted what I assumed was my work in progress to paste the final revision.

There is no backup to the first chapter.

My bad pimps. 💀

I’ll post the new one and then… recreate the first chapter from memory? I have literally never had this happen before lmao. Got me straight blushing from embarrassment in the studio.

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->regular human in colorful (ignorant) pony world
->gasp It actually has… a dark underbelly!?!?
->fuck it we ball, mc is human after all.
->???
->Become God, The All Seeing, Father of All Things. Also the inventor of gunpowder in pony world

Howdy dudes, dudettes, and everything in between; Burt here. I am currently posting this blog simply to prove that I am not dead or currently being held against my will in some dank basement, although it wouldn't be the first that has happened!

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Story wit the 500 likes? That’s bonkers

👁👃👁

You know what that means. Grab your eggnog and fetch the candy canes, it’s time to get F U N K Y wit it. Tis’ the most glorious time of the year (ignore the fact that the 12 days of Christmas aren’t even near) so you better be ready for cheer.

Wrap your arms around your family members and their shoulders, but be sure to not hug too tight now, else you might hurt grandpa. Spread your love everywhere and on everyone—especially yourself.

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Y’all got my story to the popular section. Wild. You’re all some pretty cool cats, thanks for all the fish 🐟