Due to the overwhelmingly negative ratio on this story, I shall be taking my own life shortly. Being the terminally online fellow that I am, a failure of this magnitude from what I consider to be my magnum opus is absolutely something I cannot come back from. The world is cruel and callous and unforgiving - I don’t wish to be apart of it anymore. Pleasery forgivery, but failure is simply not something I comprehend.

Goodbye.

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->regular human in colorful (ignorant) pony world
->gasp It actually has… a dark underbelly!?!?
->fuck it we ball, mc is human after all.
->???
->Become God, The All Seeing, Father of All Things. Also the inventor of gunpowder in pony world

Howdy dudes, dudettes, and everything in between; Burt here. I am currently posting this blog simply to prove that I am not dead or currently being held against my will in some dank basement, although it wouldn't be the first that has happened!

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Story wit the 500 likes? That’s bonkers

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You know what that means. Grab your eggnog and fetch the candy canes, it’s time to get F U N K Y wit it. Tis’ the most glorious time of the year (ignore the fact that the 12 days of Christmas aren’t even near) so you better be ready for cheer.

Wrap your arms around your family members and their shoulders, but be sure to not hug too tight now, else you might hurt grandpa. Spread your love everywhere and on everyone—especially yourself.

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Y’all got my story to the popular section. Wild. You’re all some pretty cool cats, thanks for all the fish 🐟