Howdy dudes, dudettes, and everything in between; Burt here. I am currently posting this blog simply to prove that I am not dead or currently being held against my will in some dank basement, although it wouldn't be the first that has happened!

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Story wit the 500 likes? That’s bonkers

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You know what that means. Grab your eggnog and fetch the candy canes, it’s time to get F U N K Y wit it. Tis’ the most glorious time of the year (ignore the fact that the 12 days of Christmas aren’t even near) so you better be ready for cheer.

Wrap your arms around your family members and their shoulders, but be sure to not hug too tight now, else you might hurt grandpa. Spread your love everywhere and on everyone—especially yourself.

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Y’all got my story to the popular section. Wild. You’re all some pretty cool cats, thanks for all the fish 🐟