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RunicTreetops


Hug your nearest alicorn.

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This story is a sequel to Played for a Foal


Knowledge of the previous story is not required.

The tale of how Anon, a human completely unrelated to the Crystal Empire's royal family, came to be known as Flurry Heart's uncle is a long one. The important part is that Flurry, now sixteen years old, sees him as a role model. She admires his sense of freedom and his carefree outlook on life. That's what she wants for herself, too. Unfortunately, her parents seem dead set on forcing her to be a picture perfect princess.

Ugh, growing up sucks.

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"Great. Then we're going to need a lighter, six paper bags, an opened can of paint, some gin, about two-hundred paperclips, and an old shirt you don't mind getting ruined."

“We’re gonna need three goats, a crossbow, and an hour glass. One of needs to learn to play the trumpet while the other one goes like this *wiggles fingers*.”🏴‍☠️


Loved the story.

The sun is beginning to set over the horizon. The day was an absolute whirlwind of chaos and fun. Man, that would have been fun to read about, wouldn't it?

I feel like I'm being attacked...I don't know why.

"Ah. Sorry, I forgot that tax evasion is the default setting for the elite."

Too real. :ajsmug:

Also this entire story can be described in just this image and I love it.
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Is it still terrorism if it's funded by the government?

The sun is beginning to set over the horizon. The day was an absolute whirlwind of chaos and fun. Man, that would have been fun to read about, wouldn't it?

I would love to read that could you write it please

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I mean, it is entirely possible for a government to fund terrorism. That's all I'm going to say on the matter.

"Hah! I can run from the cops all day, it's the IRS you want to avoid."

As someone who just wrote a story about Anon vs the IRS i can confirm that the IRS is truly terrifying

That was hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:

"..." Flurry pulls a notepad out of seemingly nowhere, along with a pair of jet-black reading glasses, and begins to write. "Does it matter what color the paint is?"

Definitely Twilight's niece.

That was a super fun read and I can only pray that we get to see more of Flurry and uncle Anon another day.

"Seriously, your messaging was all over the place. What do you think this is, a Saturday morning cartoon?"

Oh you cheeky devil.

This has the making of some great adventures ahead :moustache:

I like the pic tho,,,

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Does it purposely create terror, then yes but it also doubles as propaganda

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That image caught me off guard.

Princess Flurry Heart, the only child of Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor, is an alicorn mare who just recently turned sixteen years old. Her pink coat and colorful mane make her initially appear innocent and cute, but her numerous ear and nose piercings, coupled with the liberally applied black makeup and dark-colored outfit clash quite a bit with her natural color. All in all, her outward appearance makes it clear that she was born for a purpose, and she is doing everything she can to reject that purpose.

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Who else but Discord the Lord of Chaos.
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I :heart: that show

*gasp* underage drinking!?

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I would just like to state for the record that I do not actually condone underage drinking in any way!

Please do a sequel I need more crimes from Anon and Flurry

Yeah, Flurry rebellious is hilarious :D.

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Drinking age should be abolished most countries in Europe don't have one and look how well they do with it if you're around alcohol all your life you're not going to overindulging it when you get older and legal to the whole reason over drinking is a thing is because it's a limited thing that makes people want it more after all that's what the prohibition proved

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...You don't understand how addiction works do you?

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i know how addiction works i take meds i could easly get addicted to and did at one time. But I'm pointing out that in general having a drinking age is just like prohibition since it was proven through its failure that people will break the law to drink in European countries without a legal drinking age alcohol is understood better and addiction to alcohol is far less common because binge drinking is far less common. the idea of binge drinking is linked to drinking age aka making alcohol illegal till a certain time in your life.

Think about it, what is the stereotypical response to turning 21 in America? "I'm getting a beer" or something along those lines. If there is no restriction on drinking alcohol teaching how to drink safely is easy as is shown in countries where there is no drinking age since we don't have to worry about teaching a stubborn adult brain what not to do. even lowering it reduces addiction numbers and hospital visits related to alcohol since a teenager can learn more easily than an adult.

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In addiction recovery you should have learned that a person is still an addict even if they aren't engaging in the addictive behavior anymore. Genetic predisposition for addiction is also a thing.

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i was able to go cold turkey on my own and was never in recovery. I'm lucky most aren't.

BTW, I wasn't talking about alcohol addiction specifically but how lowering or removing the drinking age reduces alcohol problems thanks to learning about how to drink early enough for it to stick

Dan

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Even adults shouldn't drink that nasty swill.

Stick to sterilizing wounds with it or tenderizing/marinating meat.

Okay, I rather like seeing Flurry Heart go from "pretty pink princess" to "pastel punk princess". A lot of fun ideas could come out of this well.

The sun is beginning to set over the horizon. The day was an absolute whirlwind of chaos and fun. Man, that would have been fun to read about, wouldn't it?

Oh you bitch.

I was always a fan of Flurry Heart Alicorn of War

That was great I liked them both this one and the foal one and I love that people think of flurry heart as a moody, rebellious teen when she grows up too but also think it would kinda happen

Great writing! Flurry Heart is hilarious as a teenager.

She lifts up said pillow, revealing an unopened bottle of Mac Spamiels beneath it.

Thank you for not going for the much dumber pun "Applejack Daniels." :ajsmug:

Awesome story. Shame on you for making the best hijinks happen off-camera.

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