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By sheer dumb luck, you learned about an upcoming invasion of Ponyville planned by Queen Chrysalis and her army of changelings. Unfortunately, there are two major problems. First, Twilight and her friends are currently on vacation, meaning that the only thing standing between the changelings and Ponyville is little old you. Second, the invasion is supposed to occur at sunrise, which is about an hour away.

Oh dear.

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Cute silly fun. n_n

"Raid moscas y mosquitos frescor natural"

Ja
*They don't have Raid*. :c

Those must be some really bad mosquitoes if even Fluttershy has no problem killing them. Then again, I would wipe every last bloodsucking mosquito from the have of the planet without a moments hesitation given the chance. So I can see why even Fluttershy hates mosquitoes.

"I am surrounded by idiots!"

And you’re their boss, Chryssi. You’re their boss. :fluttershyouch:

Bring on the bug zapper.

Ah yes, the perfect trap. Clearly a mastermind of unparalleled intellect.

Alondro looks smug, "See? I told ya'll Raid would work against cherngelerngs!! ERMAHGERD!!"

And that was how you learned about Queen Chrysalis's plot to attack Ponyville at sunrise. The fact that she is doing so while Twilight and her friends are out of town is sheer coincidence, meaning that the responsibility of protecting the town falls to you. And you don't have much time to prepare. You needed a plan, and fast .

You pog as you look behind you at the crowd of ponies that went with you.

This truly was a very 🅱oggers moment, perhaps even pepega

Anon: Gets stuck in his own trap.
Me, an educated gentleman: YOU HAVE BLOODY SHOES I’M SURE, TAKE ‘EM OFF!!!

JD1
JD1 #14 · Aug 23rd, 2023 · · 1 ·

Yay! More Chrysis action!!!:heart:

Its only a stupid plan if it doesn't work. If it does then its bloody brilliant.

Oh and bug ponies shouldn't invade nations that have an active pesticide industry. You might just get Volunteered to test the latest and greatest version of DDT.

I think this is the first time i've seen pog used as an actual verb in a fic. That honestly had me laughing for a bit.

Well, that was hilarious. Short but sweet :twilightsmile:

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What's the pic from?

One of my favorite ways to provoke Chrysalis into a fight in my fics is to call her an 'overgrown horsefly'. You brought that full circle.

I caught a rat with one of those glue traps once. The only thing he could move was his eyes. I will never use one of them again!. I put him down with an air rifle and put the rest of them in the trash and went back to the old-fashioned rat trap. Humane glue traps my a...

This is a very good one-shot.

D-F

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derpibooru, you can find it by just using the id in the embed, its some fanart for changeling of the guard

"You haven't seen Ponyville mosquitoes, then."

Come to think about it... me neither. It is perfectly logical to somewhere near a dark forest to have mosquitoes. Strange the show never mention any of it.

Actually, when I saw Anon recruited Mayor and volunteers from the town. I thought they was all armed with extra-large size Raids instead of fly traps. For being the insect-like creatures, changelings really love to walk instead of fly.

GO ANON!

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:rainbowlaugh: That never gets old.

And that was how you learned about Queen Chrysalis's plot to attack Ponyville at sunrise. The fact that she is doing so while Twilight and friends are out of town is sheer coincidence, meaning that the responsibility of protecting the town falls to you.

Sounds like Ponyville is lost.

Thanks to your interrogation of that changeling you met a little while ago, you learned that from a changeling's perspective, love smells suspiciously similar to cucumbers.

Wow. I didn't expect his question was intended to lead anywhere...
Also, where did he put the little 'ling?
Edit: Never mind.

"SILENCE! I WILL NOT BE BESTED BY SOMETHING SO STUPID!"

They say changelings are lying. They are right.


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

But now I wonder:
What did the Mane6 do with all the 'lings once they came back?
And how long until Chryssy grew insane of being literally stuck with Anon?

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