For obvious reasons, Hearts and Hooves Day has always been Cadance's favorite holiday. She and Shining Armor like to spend the holiday in Ponyville, but while Shining is busy making preparations for the evening, Cadance was hoping to meet up with Twilight to tease Anon for being single. Again. To their surprise, he has gone missing. Now, the hunt is on for Ponyville's resident human. Did he really get a special somepony, or is he just trying to avoid the princess of love again?
Meanwhile, Anon isn't aware that his whereabouts are a secret.
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Ah I always love my daily dose of Runic chaos and fluffy romantic fun. (Well it’s not day over here per se, it’s past midnight, but my point still stands).
You have made me actually like Anon. I’ve read stories where I can’t tolerate him, and it’s only because of your way of writing him that I read anything about him at all.
ANON AND ZECORA FIC LET’S GO! Zecora is such an amazing character, and she has to be written well. I honestly think I can be turned away from a fic if Zecora is written poorly. Usually her rhyming or characterization is off in quite a bit of fics. This was short and sweet, but it was good!
I am a huge Zecora fan, love her so much! I’m definitely gonna be waiting for a Zecora romance fic from you Runic!
Cadance is always a hoot, she’s either written to be uhhh salacious as heck, or a total goofball. Fun story, Anon x Zecora isn’t super common and I look forward to that plot thread unraveling in the future
DAMN
Man, Cadance, you are savage today!
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A secret romantic relationship together, that's so sweet and spicy🔥
Also rhymes, it must have been a challenge for those rappers writers out there.
Damn I felt that
Rare as Hens Teeth, they are.
Holy hell, Cadence you scary.
Looking forward to that Anon/Zecora fic, though.
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Now thats actually MEAN.
JESUS, that is unnecessary.
Hard to argue with that. Let's go bully Anon!
Oh jeez Cadey, you didn't...
Dangit, poor Shiney
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Jeez.
I'm just gonna count my blessings that interdimensional travel is physically impossible and that I'll never meet this version of Cadence.
Boy, wait until Cadence receives the invitation for Anon and Zecora's wedding. She's gonna be furious.
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She's a total loser, truly.
man, Cadance was kinda a bitch to both Anon and Shining XD
Let's all be honest. It's really easy to let a 'hobby' become an 'obsession'. And while some of Cadence's dialogue was meaner than normal... if you were looking forward to something specific for an entire year and it didn't work out... wouldn't you be off your game too?
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Why would they invite her? It would be more like a 'Sorry you couldn't attend our wedding' sent 3 weeks after the event.
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Well, knowing Twilight, she's going to somehow find out and tell Cadence about it leading to Anon having to send the invite. Also, it would be the perfect revenge against Cadence for the pettiness she keeps displaying on Anon to tell her simply, "I didn't need the Alicorn of Love after all."
I do hope the Anon X Zecora fic is a sequel to this story just so Cadence can lose it and take the ultimate L in the end.
IJBOL!
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Or didn't get invited
Wow Cadance is a absolute Cunt in this story. Just..... wow, I am glad I will never meet this version of her.
Loved that ending.
(Also, sorry if Cadance seemed OOC here. She was just... so fun to write like this.)
It's fine. My personal headcanon is that Anon's presence brings out everyponies inner troll/4channer
The subtly and nuance is wonderful in this fic. It's done so perfectly and expertly, like that of a baseball bat through a window.
Crazy Cadance is Best Cadance
Twilight has failed her WIS save and takes 3d12 psychic damage.
Crazed Cadance is a good source of fun. Doubly so if it involves PEETZER!
But... but what did the potion do?
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If I answered that I'd have to raise the rating on this fic
(kidding)
So, the potion was a share activity zecora and Anon just enjoy? and decided that was a good way to pass the day? well that and doing lots other stuff while brewing XD, fit for each other.
I know I should think of Zecora and Anon kissing as something beautiful and serious, but I can't help but think of this dumb image pbs.twimg.com/media/FO8nvtgXwAcVzgy?format=jpg&name=medium
its ingrained into my soul
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Please do.
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Well then until otherwise stated, I'm just going to have to assume it leads to something along these lines:
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Maybe a sequel where Twilight finally works up the courage to ask Anon out, but it's revealed that he's been dating Zecora since forever, but he hides it from Cadance because she's a nutcase. And Twilight really should have known, but was simply too out of touch to understand what was in front of her face.
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My response to her would be:
And as she tries to get me to elaborate, I would just shake my head and walk away, probably with her following me to Zecora’s house.
if i ever meet this cadance i am going to thermonuke her out of existence
we all know we need the next one. Maby get someone else involved in the game. Luna could proberbly help make cadence unsure about her motives even more if she accidenly was given dreams about him in romantic settings
La verdad espero una tercera parte, solo sea en la boda
kek
Well here we go again
It's a crack fic. It's supposed to be a little out of character.
Nice.
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cadence in the whole fic.
You are just a dick.
sounds like the 'Princess of love' is trying to prevent someone from finding love.
This shit is hilarious and hey surprise chapter
Aww, that was adorable! And a second chapter too?? I can’t believe I would have missed this if I don’t check for new stories from you at least once a day!