It's a simple tale that you've likely heard before. You woke up in Equestria one day, made some friends, grew close to Princess Celestia, and got married to said princess after she retired. Now, the two of you enjoy a nice, quiet life in your quaint Ponyville home.
Well, when you aren't getting involved in any number of strange, magical adventures, at least.
Rating bumped up to T for sexual references in later chapters.
An ongoing collection of Anon/Celestia one-shots, conveniently gathered together in one place. Switches between second and third person on a chapter-by-chapter basis.
Chapters (7)
Thank you for this.
There is isn't enough soft romance slice of life here.
Typo -> "how do I look"
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Fixed!
As a human he should actually have MORE endurance not less. Bipedal locomotion is much more energy efficient than quadrupedal. Over short distances they should be faster but he should be able to run much farther.
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True, though I wrote that under the assumption that the Running of the Leaves is only a few miles long at most. Thus, a pony would be able to maintain a higher running speed than a human throughout the duration of said race without running out of steam. In retrospect, I should have worded that differently though. My bad!
My heart goes "HNNNGG"
Can't wait for more Anon and Celestia fun.
What is with the trend of anon and royals lately?
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Personally, I don't really know anything about trends, I've just been writing Anon/Alicorn stuff since I started. It's kind of my thing, haha!
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I just realized, you're the guy who's had multiple of their stories on the feature page over the month.
In the next chapter they played "I Never", instead of drinking they're eating if they did the thing that they did.
My vote Celestia wins by a thousand years of experiences.
*Massive squee that shatters windows in a 400 mile radius.*
I love this chapter!!
Training to be able to bench-press your alicorn waifu was not something I expected this chapter to be about, but it makes sense for Anon.
Here's your daily dose of error spotting:
Holy SHIT he tossed a fucking H o n s e
Any of you fuckos know how heavy a H o n s e is?
Oh my i so love these fics haha
But
This got me thinking, how would ponies have this concept of bridal-style holding? I can't think of how that'd work between them, would they just like, ride each other? I can't remember anything like that happening in the show so we have no concrete answer to that right?
Cute
As always huh, have i said i love these already?
Error 501: The Children of Anon’s
Doesn’t matter, it’s still a cute chapter and if we could only post stories/chapters involving pony holidays whenever their real life equivalent rolled around (i.e., once a year), that’d just end up throwing wrenches into a fair number of release schedules hereabouts.
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Like the released series from the network
Now I'm seriously hoping to get a story where Anon has to deal with the actual Daybreaker for a day or so because...
Reasons.
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I've already made one.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/535855/are-you-actually-evil-or-are-you-just-hangry
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With all due respect, that was barely 15 minutes and it didn't even get out of the bedroom. I was thinking about it getting more... Exploratory, about what makes her tick and the depth of her feelings towards her husband/King. There were hints there, but nothing more.
So that's where Anon filly came from. Must have been particularly annoying for him (her?) to have been plucked from reality and deposited into a waiting room filled with other Anons right after getting cuddled to death by his wife.
Also, little typo I spotted.
i completely forgot about puff-puff.. how could you awaken this ancient evil!!
great chapter btw
Just recently added
🛏 tag
Making Celestia step down was the dumbest thing the showrunners did and it will be undone one day.
Kept waiting for the gut punch, since this seemed even less nightmarish than the one like it in Shrek 3.
Mercifully, was just a quick wake-up and a sweet moment with the hubby.
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I'm inclined to agree. That's one of the reasons why I'm not a big fan of season 9.
The heck is puff puff?
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It's a Dragon Quest reference.
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I see.... I'll have to look it up
No, let's be real here and call a spade a spade. We know what simps are and you described them perfectly to a T...ia ...eh eh?
Sunbutt is best butt.
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Oy. Puns.
IS IT GETTING HOT 🔥 IN THERE, OR IS IT FROM SUNBUTT?
And so we learn what happens when a fan club takes itself way too seriously and descends into creepiness.
Religions, take note.