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Some Dickhead


As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding; like the Roman, I seem to see 'the River Tiber foaming with much blood'.

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Anon was rather surprised to wake up in a world of magical talking horses. He was even more surprised to discover that said horses already knew him from a TV show.

Inspired by some old prompts in the RGRE thread. Cover art by Nignogs.

Chapters (18)
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Is his middle name famous ?

Looks good keep up the good work!

Most My Little Human stories seem to have the show be about nonfiction events from human history, with Anon having a lesser role. MLH: Starring Anonymous seems to be less common (excluding the role-playing on the MLH thread). I don't know if anyone else wrote a 'human main character stars in a TV show that exists in Equestria, goes to Equestria, discovers he isn't considered to actually exist but ponies know all about him' type story besides Blank, which was never finished, sadly. It's a nice reversal to the tired plot point of a human telling ponies they exist as characters from a fictional show. I'm looking forward to the next chapter.

Also: How would you react if the real Twilight Sparkle posted a selfie and "what the buck" to /mlp/?

Surrender your sanity and continue writing the next chapter.

This is going to be golden.. Please do continue :pinkiecrazy:

Well, this premise has definitely caught my attention. Seems like it's gonna be a bit of a trip.

Comment posted by stuff102 deleted Jul 4th, 2020
Comment posted by stuff102 deleted Jul 2nd, 2020

Okay so far. Probably not the first time this idea has been done, but I'll be following to see where it goes. Meta stuff is pretty lame generally and horribly overdone after 10 years but if the chapters continue to be this short I have no excuse to not follow.

In the line, "Summer approached him as you would a wounded animal..." I would change "you" to "one" as the "you" implies a 2nd person perspective and I found it distracting.

and a spinoff series, My Little Human: Boogaloo Blues, is scheduled for release next year.

I'm assuming the spinoff is either the ponies' version of Equestria Girls, Rainbow Roadtrip, or Pony Life...

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That being said... if the spinoff was Equestria Girls themed, Boogaloo Blues sounds an awful lot like Rainbow Rocks

He softly caressed the monitor. "Surprised I never heard about these, would have gotten one much sooner if I did."

She winced. "Anon, I really dont think ... "

"Summer, relax." He held out a hand. "I'm not a retarded teenager, this will be used pretty sparingly." Turning down to look at it, Anon chuckled. "It's just nice to have something that reminds me of home."

You just triggered most of the brony community.
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Eyy, exactly what I would do. Immediately milk my fame for all it's worth and profit

Can't wait to see the mane 6 acting like cringey fanatics

I'm amused.

You may continue!

I like that you handled the introduction succinctly and without excessive description of his former life.

This is all pure greatness and tis amazing to see in enjoyable writing! My gosh, between the fantastic dank humor and everything, ahh this brings joy to my eyes and heart! Hope ya didn't mind, but I made a little reading of this great donklage fanfic!

Audio Linky!: https://youtu.be/WJMM8jff_yI

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)

As Anonymous F. Aggot awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself in the flower garden of a rather irate talking horse.

Wonderful start, having me laughing already

Twi pls no

I'm already dying here. There is little keeping me from spilling my guts laughing.

Twilight don’t think with your lady penis You’re not the anime protagonist you’re just the background harem character

RD honestly is more hilarious than Twilight. Her reaction of "So? I've seen weirder shit on the internet when fandoms cross over" is priceless. I do winder just when in the timeline this is though.

oh boy, Looks like Twilights going off the deep end again.

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No idea when lol. I would like to think that Magical Mystery Cure onwards are noncanon, and so base some of my writing around that. Twiggles is an academic, not a politician, and words cannot express my loathing for "Creaturequestria."

Twiggles finding out that her husbando already has a waifu will have hilarious consequences :rainbowlaugh:

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That makes Sunset non cannon though, therefore heresy! :flutterrage:

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And what is "creatureequestria"?

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The incredibly hamfisted diversity message they glued onto Seasons 8 and 9. Politics aside, it was a wholly uneeded, and frankly uncomfortable, excursion into modern racial politics, something that a fantasy show really doesn't need. Things like Zecora, Buffalo, and the Dragon Migration did those themes much better.

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This comment just made me burst out laughing because technically Twilight could be a main harem protagonist if she tried.

Well I'm intrigued lol definently liked and followed

Absolutely haram.

I love it!

Twilight, humans are not real 😉

How dare Anon shack up with some nameless run-of-the-mill mare in some backwater town!:twilightangry2: I didn't write a 512,339 word self-insert fanfic about me hooking up with a human, just to have a real-life man end up with someone else!

I know My Little Human portrays them as being monogamous to appeal to the fantasy of fillies having an entire stallion all to themselves, but he better herd with me if he doesn't want to get mind-controlled.:twilightangry2:

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Hush, no spoilers allowed :trollestia:

This is going to be so glorious, it will be the one of the first FiMfictions to enter Sto'vo'kor.

This is gone to a fucking LONG ass story I'll get the popcorn you guy's want some?

When your husbando turns out to be real, but has been married to some rando for 5 years. That's gonna be painful.

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You can not escape me tinman. Our tastes on stories are too similar

Lol. I'm loving this.

yeah this is some good shit

"I would do anything for my husbando, anything, and there's nothing anypony can do to stop me."

Hoooooooo boy. My friends what we are about to witness shall go down in history as one of the biggest waifu wars to ever be fought.

Sweet celestia purple smarts is being autistic as heck. I love this fiction already.

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