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Some Dickhead

As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding; like the Roman, I seem to see 'the River Tiber foaming with much blood'.


Non-Pony Fanfic Reccomendations · 5:39am Jan 21st, 2022

Here's a short list of good fanfics that aren't MLP. Branch out a little, you might actually enjoy it.

Harry Potter:

A Black Comedy - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3401052/1/A-Black-Comedy
- Author Summary: Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

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Concerning Recent Events · 3:53am Aug 2nd, 2021

Every piece of information I have ever learned about CWC has--with baffling consistency--been worse than the last. I always knew it would end poorly for him (her? It?), but Jesus.

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Observations on Science Fiction · 3:07pm May 6th, 2021

- I personally find a chaotic wild west of competing empires and planets and cults and such far more interesting than some Star Trek utopian Galactic Convention of Species or the United Terran Alliance or something. Aside from, in my opinion, far better representing what a future in space would probably look like, I think that such settings have this certain air of freedom about them, which you don't really have when everyone's constrained by a galactic bureaucracy.

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On G5 · 5:35am Feb 28th, 2021

That ponykind somehow managed to regress back into tribal infighting is the single greatest condemnation of Twilicorn and Creaturequestria that I've ever seen -- and from Hasbro themselves, no less.

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Happy not-2020 · 10:17pm Jan 1st, 2021

Let's hope that the Pharaoh's curse doesn't follow us into 2021.

Nightmare Moon thing soon, halfway through first chapter - I hate my own writing, so I keep going back and changing things.

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On Pastebin · 11:16am Dec 18th, 2020

This is why I use Fimfic lol.

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My Little Human is going on hiatus · 9:23am Oct 22nd, 2020

See title.

I've lost all motivation to finish this story, but don’t want to just up and cancel it, so I plan on writing some other things and revisiting it when the juices are once again flowing.

Expect that Nightmare Moon thing soonish/before the heat death of the universe, and maybe some one shots along the way.

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Next Story · 2:11am Oct 14th, 2020

Because I'm a lazy shit, My Little Human is going to finish in a couple of months - will probably end up 25 - 30k words.

The problem is time, you see, with college and such, so I figure that I'd list some story ideas and see which ones get the most positive feedback, and go forward with that in mind.

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I made a Pastebin · 5:59pm Sep 15th, 2020


HIE Cliches · 3:30pm Aug 11th, 2020

Things that you see in about 99% of HIE stories:

- Unicorn levitates something, the human is all shocked, and they spend the next few minutes arguing about the existence of magic.

- The human is all shocked when told Celestia raises the Sun.

- The human works as either a handyman, masseuse, of farmhand at SAA.

- The human is unnecessarily surly and pissy about everything.

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