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The one German who is lazy for real.



Cadance thought it would be a normal quiet day, that is until Anon, the most evil villain Equestria has ever seen, stumbles in her throne room.


Now with a sequel: The After Days

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ok, that ending was great, well done

Flurry, riding on her father’s back, giggled at the sight before her. “Suck a dick!” she said and threw her snail at her mother’s head.

Made my day until the day I die:rainbowlaugh:


I like it! :trollestia:


Will Cadance send him to Twilight and her friends?



Kids say the darndest things.

That note at the end. Gotta apply some ice for those sick burns.

Flurry, riding on her father’s back, giggled at the sight before her. “Suck a dick!” she said and threw her snail at her mother’s head.

What a precious angel!

Anon's work is done. He has corrupted Flurry Heart. And all is right with the world.

As much as I prefer that "Humans Aren't Bastards," this was a nice little read. And it just goes to show, even villains need love!
:moustache:: Write, when did you get so cheesy?

Damn it! That ending!!!:rainbowlaugh:

This seriously need a follow up!

I would gladly read a sequel follow up to this. This is great. I love Anon shenanigans

In the doorframe stood a tall creature clad in dark clothing. It stumbled forward, a sword in one hand and a bottle in the other. No, it wasn’t walking, it was staggering. The stench of booze reached Cadance’s nose, along with something even worse. However, that wasn’t why her face contorted in horror. There, in the entrance to her throne room, stood the villain of all villains: Anonymous

Anonymous? That's not anon.
That's a fucking Demoknight.


Nothing better than a drunk super villain corrupting today's youth!

No, it wasn’t walking, it was staggering.

This statement doesn't really work when the last sentence said stumbling instead of walking.

Very good so far. I love the story and I can't wait for the next chapter and all the chapters to come! I know it's gonna be awesome because this chapter was more than awesome! :pinkiehappy:

Read all of Anon's dialogue with Randy Marsh's drunken voice in my head.

I loved it.

im sorry i thought this was equestria!

Suck a dick!:rainbowlaugh:

I just can't! Good job!:moustache:

that ending was perfect!

I'm wondering who this mind-raping female was that he was talking about. I mean, I can only recall Tantabus at most for some who might fit in there, maybe. But I am not sure.

Starlight Glimmer

8797707 Starlight Glimmer? Miss, 'Strip away your individuality and make you part of the collective?'

I hope you seen the videos with Anon and Flurry in which flurry is an absolute profanity spouting bitch.

Make this chapter two!

wheres anon filly?

I couldn't find anything funny about this story.


I found something funny and it wasn't funny at all.

“Little tykes I can show how fun it is to push over cows while they sleep.”

Ah, this is how family traditions start.

Flurry, riding on her father’s back, giggled at the sight before her. “Suck a dick!” she said and threw her snail at her mother’s head.

I have never said that I died of laughter before.

Really?? Did you really have to have Flurry Heart say that? I mean if she was older and said that the same way it'd be a different story. But she's like still a toddler lol. Sure it's hilarious but I just feel compelled to ask: Really?

Were those Flurry's first words? If not, they should have been.

Cadance always loved slow days like these: no petitioners and only a few selected scrolls she had to peruse. They included invitations to garden parties, suggestions to change certain laws, and her favourite, letters from foals who wanted to tell her that she was the coolest princess ever. 

That's nice :eeyup:

“Ah… funny story, Sir. You remember the ‘I wish we still had the Elements of Harmony’ protocol that you wanted to install?” Shining nodded. “Well, this would be the kind of situation where it could be used. If, you know, we ever had installed it in the first place.” Flash smiled sheepishly. Shining frowned, and Flash stopped smiling. “Just saying.”

Really should get to installing that :trixieshiftleft:

Shining then slowly walked back to where he had sat before, grabbed Flurry, who was nibbling at her snail, and conjured a shield around all three of them.

N'aww, she's so cute :twilightsmile:

The alicorn was startled, to say the least. “Err… I’m sure there are a lot of nice… female villains out there?” Even she could hear how halfhearted she sounded.

“One would think so, but there isn’t.” The human stopped, belched, and spat on the ground, causing her to wrinkle her nose. “Well, okay, there is one.” Cadance smiled in satisfaction. 

That can't be right, I mean there is..... huh, I guess there really is just one isn't there :applejackunsure:

Cadance smiled in satisfaction. As Princess of Love, she knew there had to be a partner for everypony, even for a villain. “Chrysalis.” Or maybe not.

Wow you gave up fast :moustache:

Cadance nodded, then stopped herself. She couldn’t let allow herself to feel pity towards an enemy of the state. 

No no, it's fine to pity someone when they're being this pathetic :trixieshiftleft:

“I’m going to kill him,” the princess growled.

Just make sure you can revive him afterwards :eeyup:

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