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Cadance thought it would be a normal quiet day, that is until Anon, the most evil villain Equestria has ever seen, stumbles in her throne room.


Now with a sequel: The After Days

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ok, that ending was great, well done

Flurry, riding on her father’s back, giggled at the sight before her. “Suck a dick!” she said and threw her snail at her mother’s head.

Made my day until the day I die:rainbowlaugh:


I like it! :trollestia:


Will Cadance send him to Twilight and her friends?


Kids say the darndest things.

That note at the end. Gotta apply some ice for those sick burns.

Flurry, riding on her father’s back, giggled at the sight before her. “Suck a dick!” she said and threw her snail at her mother’s head.

What a precious angel!

Anon's work is done. He has corrupted Flurry Heart. And all is right with the world.

As much as I prefer that "Humans Aren't Bastards," this was a nice little read. And it just goes to show, even villains need love!
:moustache:: Write, when did you get so cheesy?

Damn it! That ending!!!:rainbowlaugh:

This seriously need a follow up!

I would gladly read a sequel follow up to this. This is great. I love Anon shenanigans

In the doorframe stood a tall creature clad in dark clothing. It stumbled forward, a sword in one hand and a bottle in the other. No, it wasn’t walking, it was staggering. The stench of booze reached Cadance’s nose, along with something even worse. However, that wasn’t why her face contorted in horror. There, in the entrance to her throne room, stood the villain of all villains: Anonymous

Anonymous? That's not anon.
That's a fucking Demoknight.

Nothing better than a drunk super villain corrupting today's youth!

No, it wasn’t walking, it was staggering.

This statement doesn't really work when the last sentence said stumbling instead of walking.

Very good so far. I love the story and I can't wait for the next chapter and all the chapters to come! I know it's gonna be awesome because this chapter was more than awesome! :pinkiehappy:

Read all of Anon's dialogue with Randy Marsh's drunken voice in my head.

I loved it.

im sorry i thought this was equestria!

It's marked as complete. :fluttercry:

Suck a dick!:rainbowlaugh:

I just can't! Good job!:moustache:

that ending was perfect!

I'm wondering who this mind-raping female was that he was talking about. I mean, I can only recall Tantabus at most for some who might fit in there, maybe. But I am not sure.

Starlight Glimmer

8797707 Starlight Glimmer? Miss, 'Strip away your individuality and make you part of the collective?'

I hope you seen the videos with Anon and Flurry in which flurry is an absolute profanity spouting bitch.

Make this chapter two!

wheres anon filly?

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